Bitches botherin'/ on me jock/ They pissed cause RT now/ I'm surrounded by 2 and a half ft. of cock/ Yeah, that's 30/ within STRANGE/ trust I'm all business/ no flirty/ call me Andrea Dice Clay when I do get dirty/ Fuck it I hang like an opossum in the murky city of gotham/ not waiting for the outcome/ my personality astounds em'/ is larger than life/ not without some/ flaws/ If I sung like William Hung/ I'd still get applause/ U're dick's gummy/ that means it's soft/and if it's small, then pull up yo draws/ behold the bold and the beautiful/ sarcastic and truthful/
Caught u through my binocs/ doin' block hops/ waitin' at the corner of beat street/ Tryin' ta find himself a neat freak/ peep game/ that means he's anal/ a perpetrator turned pene-traitor/ His stiff in yo ass/ 2009/...FATAL
I call a black and white lookin' scrumptious/ a klondike/ A murder-esss/ when I take a good guy/ feed em' apple pie/ talkwise/
and peep out the next/ as he walk by/ any indication of hurt/ then I tell him that I'm cock-eyed/ or a droopy lid/ when I squint/ @ that mans lips/ like' em with an outer rim or ridgless/ all up in my business/ let he cast the 1st stone if sinless/ high yellow/ I used to have them light skinned blues/ but who/ clumsily/ wants to judge me/
I will stunt he or she/ competitively/ & watch the red in them leak/ continue to shriek/ pull out u're prostate glands like rubberbands/ makes u shoot blanks in recreation/ don't try my patience/ take a bitches smile/ like Sanaa Lathan/ vibrant and pretty/ administer shock therapy/ until her dimples recede/It hurts to be me/ I purse my lips & proceed/ past the next whore or steed/ see his tongue roll out to his feet/ act as if I didn't see/ I bask in the revelry/ all that soulmate shit is fairy tales/ remember love & hate are parallel/ when they fall for me/ it's like I cast a spell/ I'll be old & wise/ on a porch/ swayin' back and forth/ in my rocker/ fuck the centurian next door/ and position my wrinkled ass on top of his walker/ HaHaHaYeah, I crack my own self up/ I've been told I'm filled w/ charisma/ I can make any situation funny while yall lookin' all dismal/ since I'm uh peeper/ I'd look through a pinhole/ Many yrs. I've been sick so/ 5 yrs. old watchin' an old movie in a foreign language/ A couple on a bed/ I couln't determine their anguish/ he had a rose w/ the thorns in the stem/ & ran the petals slowly/ across her belly lookin' friendly/ then shit got compelling/ a quick slash on the side of her ass, stomach and theigh/ then someone covered my eyes/ but u can't erase what's in my head/ enter the stonehenge/ where I burn the candle at both ends/ there's things about me that u can't comprehend.