"I JUST KILLED FRED
HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD NOW HES DEAD
THAT BITCH JUST SNICHED SO HE HAD TO GET THE PINCH
ALL I HAD WAS A LED PIPE I TOOK A QUICK SWIPE AND HIT HIS WIND PIPE
NEXT WEAPON: FAT PUSSY LIPS"
"ILL HAVE YOU DIRNKIN CARIBOU LOU TILL YOU TURN BLUE
THEY THINK YOU GOT A FLU LOOK AT THIS MOTHAFUKA HES SO BLUE
YOUR SEEING NOTHING PUT PINEAPPLES FLOATING AROUND
WILE YOUR LEAYING DYING ON THE GROUND
NEXT: COFFEE GRINDER
"YOU THINK YOUR RIPPED ILL LEAVE YOU SLIPPIN AND TRIPPIN
EATING YOUR POWER BARS NOW YOU THINK YOUR A STAR
ILL TELL THEM I JUST FOUND YOU DEAD I THINK HE SLIPPED
AND CHOKED ON HIS POWER BAR WHAT A FUCKING STAR YOU ARE
"I'M SEEING NOTHING BUT TROOLLS MUSTA ROLLED ONE TO MANY J'S
THE ROOM IS SPINNIN BUT I HAVENT BEEN DIPPIN SO I DONT KNOW WHY GUESS IM JUST HELLA HIGH
THE TORLLS ARE TELLIN ME I CAN FLY I I I THINK IM GANNA TRY
ITS NOTHING BUT GET HIGH…"
"I'M WOODY THE WOOD PECKER
ON THE HUNT SOMKIN MY BLUNT FOR 4:20 ITS THAT KIILA SEASON
WITHOUT A REASON I JUST SHARPENED MY BEAK SO DONT DARE SPEEK
FUCK YOU GEEK EATING YOU WITH MY BEAK NOW WHY DID YOU SPEEK
NEXT WEAPON: DEEP FRYER"
"AUTOTUNE AND NIGHTMARES.
I WANNA KILL YOU BY TOUCHER MAKING YOUR WOST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE
SO I PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH NOTHING PLAYING BUT THE AUTOTUNNER YOUR PRAYING BUT THERES NO STOPPING
YOU FALL FORM YOUR FEET TO YOUR KNEES WILE YOUR…"
"YOUR GOLD CHAIN CAN ONLY MAKE ME THINK OF ONE THING
PUTTING YOUR ASS IN PAIN BUT I HAS NO WEAPON
SO I GRAB YOUR CHAIN PUTTIN YOUR ASS IN PAIN IS MY GAME
BUT I TWISTED YOUR CHIAN TO TIGHT DEATH MY STRANGULATION OF YOU OWN FAKE GOLD…"
"my lady had a bong and a bowl loaded when i got home from work at 3:50 and we smoked those between the two of us while i was rolling up our blunt... lol we were takin video at 420 and watched the clock turn to 421 and i went to get the camera from…"
Tech may have already moved onto his next project, but the good folks over at SPIN Magazine sure haven’t. The taste-making magazine recently released their list of the 40 Best Hip Hop Albums of 2013, and we’re sure you can guess from the image above which album made the cut! Coming in at #38, Tech’s [...]
Well Technicians, your hopes have been answered. With Tech N9ne’s biggest album date with Something Else came a lot of attention towards the track that many consider to be the album’s centerpiece and one of hip hop’s finest hours in 2013: “Fragile” featuring ¡MAYDAY!, Kendall Morgan and one of rap’s biggest superstars, Kendrick Lamar. Now the question [...]
Even for the King of Darkness, some things are just too much to handle. Enter Kanye West and The Yeezus Tour’s arrival at The Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri. Longtime fan and Kansas City King Tech N9ne was in the stands to witness the spectacle: more than a concert, a full-on sensory overload that [...]
With Kansas City and Salt Lake City about to show down for the Major League Soccer Cup this Saturday, one journalist decided to pit their hype songs against one another. Who came out on top? Considering the author Charles Gooch’s Kansas City origins, it’s no surprise that Tech N9ne, with the Sporting Kansas City [...]
Tech N9ne breaks down some of the most personal songs of his career in this eye-opening video. Watch as Tech N9ne sits in the newly-constructed Strangeland Studios and takes the time to break down all the songs on his debut rock and roll project Therapy: Sessions With Ross Robinson. Tech bares all and relays the [...]