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A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.



It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!”



mpressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or… Continue

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees

the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.



'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.

'

The wolf jumps up and runs away.



Further Down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and

this time he is crouched behind a bush.



'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.

'

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.



About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding… Continue