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Hey Technicians!I'm trying to figure out what song these lyrics go to because I read through all of Tech's lyrics and I cannot seem to find the song, or even match the beat to the lyrics. The lyrics are like something about getting a type of cologne at Nordstrom "if you punks could afford some." I can remember that, but can't match the song to the lyrics. Any help?? Thanks!