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I have seen a couple in my time, but lately I've been seeing a shit ton of shooting stars, I smoke a lot of cigs and my girl wont let me smoke inside so I have to smoke outside. I have always been fascinated with Astronomy, so I constantly am checking the skies, I was in the Sydney UFO society, I would go to the meetings stoned and sit back and spin out at the stories people would tell. They had…