Your version of a K.O.D. album Intro
Since Tech is letting the fans come up with the titile 4 his new album, if you could make an intro for Tech's darkest album yet, what would it sound like?
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(********W-S-T-R-A-N-G-E TV9ne "Where Bullshit Means Nothing!!!!!!" BRINGS YOU A SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE!!!!!! Aaron Dontez Yates better known as Techn9ne, has escaped from a Mosourri high secuirty insane asylum, and has gone on a violent killing spree murdering concerts and would-be rappers in the midwest, northwest, west coast and dirty south. Details are sketchy at this time but authorities have revealed that he leaves the letters "K.O.D" in blood from his victims bodies on the walls. If you have any information on his wherabouts, please dial 1-TN9NE-S-T-R-A-N-G-E. If you see this man or his associates anywhere in your vicinity, please do not try to apprehend him.For he is armed, dangerous, and extremely PSYKOTIC!!!!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Pimp Limp on -
are you fucking retarded? just give me a real answer... are you literally mentally retarded....
i read about 1 line of your intro. and i already knew i didnt want to read any more of it.
and tech is not letting the fans come up with the title you dumb fucking idiot. theyre guessing it. not making it up for him.
good lord.
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Permalink Reply by DYSFUNCTiONAL on -
"authorities have revealed that he leaves the letters "K.O.D" in blood from his victims bodies on the walls"
lol wow hahaha
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Permalink Reply by Mr.Pound on -
Actually you wanna hear some funny shit? I always envisioned the most epic KOD intro to be the lights go out and you hear some guy "introducing numba 1 independant artist etc.." then you hear the strings from "requeim for a dream" come on with some sick bass all leading up to techs entrance. the funny part? Thats how the KOD intro is! i almost shit myself when i heard that shit!
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Permalink Reply by ₡₱♛ on -
tech could make a sick ass song if he wrote some lyrics to requim of a dream. that instrumental is soooooooo fucking sick
Mr.Pound said:Actually you wanna hear some funny shit? I always envisioned the most epic KOD intro to be the lights go out and you hear some guy "introducing numba 1 independant artist etc.." then you hear the strings from "requeim for a dream" come on with some sick bass all leading up to techs entrance. the funny part? Thats how the KOD intro is! i almost shit myself when i heard that shit!
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Permalink Reply by GSPMG on -
how do you kno this?
Mr.Pound said:Actually you wanna hear some funny shit? I always envisioned the most epic KOD intro to be the lights go out and you hear some guy "introducing numba 1 independant artist etc.." then you hear the strings from "requeim for a dream" come on with some sick bass all leading up to techs entrance. the funny part? Thats how the KOD intro is! i almost shit myself when i heard that shit!
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Permalink Reply by reel_life_problemz on -
actually that would be a pretty cool intro, the only thing i would change would be to change the number to 6688846993 and then instead of psykotic it be STRANGE!!!!!!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by KirbyTheAlmighty on -
Show Me A God is technically the "intro", as it's the first song on the disc.
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Permalink Reply by Rod Sirrah on
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"Dumb fucking idiot?" Damn, what's with all the static? It was just an idea, a "what if" kinda thing no need 2 get all uptight pop a midol and have a jellysickle and you'll be allright lol
Pimp Limp said:are you fucking retarded? just give me a real answer... are you literally mentally retarded....
i read about 1 line of your intro. and i already knew i didnt want to read any more of it.
and tech is not letting the fans come up with the title you dumb fucking idiot. theyre guessing it. not making it up for him.
good lord.
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Permalink Reply by Anghellic Techn9cian[; on -
hahaha realtawwk.
Rod Sirrah said:"Dumb fucking idiot?" Damn, what's with all the static? It was just an idea, a "what if" kinda thing no need 2 get all uptight pop a midol and have a jellysickle and you'll be allright lol
Pimp Limp said:are you fucking retarded? just give me a real answer... are you literally mentally retarded....
i read about 1 line of your intro. and i already knew i didnt want to read any more of it.
and tech is not letting the fans come up with the title you dumb fucking idiot. theyre guessing it. not making it up for him.
good lord.
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Permalink Reply by Rod Sirrah on
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I like that and the ironic thing is that right after I thought of the newscast angle, I had another intro idea that goes along those same lines since I saw the ads online for the new album, while I was watching the movie "Sleepers". We would hear thunder, rain, leaves blowing across concrete, crows cawing, and the strains of the piano section of Issac Hayes' "Ike's Mood 1" Then we would hear Tech walking up the steps to a church muttering to himself , "The fuck am I gonna do now? I-I-i gotta tell somebody. I gotta get this off my chest". So he walks down the pew ,ducks into a confession booth and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned" and the voice on the other side replies, "You are forgiven my son. What is your confession?" then from there he goes into "Show Me A God"
Mr.Pound said:Actually you wanna hear some funny shit? I always envisioned the most epic KOD intro to be the lights go out and you hear some guy "introducing numba 1 independant artist etc.." then you hear the strings from "requeim for a dream" come on with some sick bass all leading up to techs entrance. the funny part? Thats how the KOD intro is! i almost shit myself when i heard that shit!
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Permalink Reply by LTB on -
....wow....take a midol or somethin haha
EDIT: someone already cracked a midol joke. haha my bad.
Pimp Limp said:are you fucking retarded? just give me a real answer... are you literally mentally retarded....
i read about 1 line of your intro. and i already knew i didnt want to read any more of it. and tech is not letting the fans come up with the title you dumb fucking idiot. theyre guessing it. not making it up for him.
good lord.
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