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A select few members of TRTN have studied Juggalos and, today, we are proud to reveal our findings.

(Brought to you by TK, Siikez, Joey, Mr. Honeynut Cheerioz, Dukecityspecialist)

  • To join the juggalos you must kill someone with a hatchet, but the hatchet is not provided until you join.
  • Face paint is discounted for juggalos, and not provided freely
  • Juggalos are, infact, a band.
  • The hatchetman is chasing someone, and not running as believed by many.
  • Faygo has a silent Y
  • Juggalos arent mainstream
  • Juggalos are a gang
  • Juggalos have axe-wielding hoes, who are milfs.
  • bigger hatchets are provided by killing more mainstreamers
  • psychopathic records will sign tech nine
  • Juggalos live for ever
  • They are new and that is why they lack MTV exposure.
  • tech nine is a juggalo
  • and so is A-Mac

 

 

 

Unanswered questions:

  • How does a juggalo propose?
  • Can a juggalo wield 2 hatchets?
  • How often can a jugglo upgrade his/her weapon?

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You forgot that Tech N9ne is a juggaloe
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...and that they are new because they aren't on bet or mtv yet

Ohh , I just found out ICP is kinky because the spray the crowd with faggo and get everyone wet and sticky.

 

....lol?

LMAO wow...

Really went all out now didn't we haha?

Let's just start a soap opera called The Days Of Our Chat!

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wow tech nine? your really gonna type it like that. damn kid, and i like juggalos

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