Best pickup lines,... im bored so lets hear em lol

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congratulations alyssa...now can i have your number so i can take ya out sometime? ;)
Alyssa said:
i win
Jaydogg17 said:
ace ventura pet detective

Brandon [813] said:
I don't get it.

Jaydogg17 said:
how about i give u a call..is your number still 9-1-1?....ALRIGHTY THEN!!!
lmfao that movie is old but still hillarious

Alyssa said:
i win

Jaydogg17 said:
ace ventura pet detective

Brandon [813] said:
I don't get it.

Jaydogg17 said:
how about i give u a call..is your number still 9-1-1?....ALRIGHTY THEN!!!
put one to use last night on the prospect.

"Look, I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I just have to say.. You are the FINEST thing I have ever seen... But I got a question for you. If you were a watermelon... Would you rather if I spit or swallowed your seed?" Lol!!!!!! look on his face was PRICELESS!!!!!!

He came back at me later with: "Damn ma... I'd give anything to be your bra...."

haha good times.
WOW
why cant more chicks act like this lol

Jackie said:
put one to use last night on the prospect.

"Look, I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I just have to say.. You are the FINEST thing I have ever seen... But I got a question for you. If you were a watermelon... Would you rather if I spit or swallowed your seed?" Lol!!!!!! look on his face was PRICELESS!!!!!!

He came back at me later with: "Damn ma... I'd give anything to be your bra...."

haha good times.
This.

Cole Payan [AVCP333] said:
why cant more chicks act like this lol

Jackie said:
put one to use last night on the prospect.

"Look, I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I just have to say.. You are the FINEST thing I have ever seen... But I got a question for you. If you were a watermelon... Would you rather if I spit or swallowed your seed?" Lol!!!!!! look on his face was PRICELESS!!!!!!

He came back at me later with: "Damn ma... I'd give anything to be your bra...."

haha good times.
yes those pants make you look fat so lets take them off
some do, we're very hard to find though. haha.
go jackie, i like that one.

Cole Payan [AVCP333] said:
why cant more chicks act like this lol

Jackie said:
put one to use last night on the prospect.

"Look, I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I just have to say.. You are the FINEST thing I have ever seen... But I got a question for you. If you were a watermelon... Would you rather if I spit or swallowed your seed?" Lol!!!!!! look on his face was PRICELESS!!!!!!

He came back at me later with: "Damn ma... I'd give anything to be your bra...."

haha good times.
Suck my limp cock you fat ugly bitch, lest I be forced to kick you in the cunt.

Usually gets 'em every time.
Ohh man, that's classsssic. hahaha

Loooooooo [GodZiЯRa] said:
I still stand by: I can run faster horny, than you can scared.
also good line.

TK said:
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
there should be a mandatory club that females of your caliber join so youre easier to find :D

Halii said:
some do, we're very hard to find though. haha.
go jackie, i like that one.

Cole Payan [AVCP333] said:
why cant more chicks act like this lol

Jackie said:
put one to use last night on the prospect.

"Look, I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I just have to say.. You are the FINEST thing I have ever seen... But I got a question for you. If you were a watermelon... Would you rather if I spit or swallowed your seed?" Lol!!!!!! look on his face was PRICELESS!!!!!!

He came back at me later with: "Damn ma... I'd give anything to be your bra...."

haha good times.

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