Alright, this one isn't as good as my broccoli one, but here it goes.
I used to be on the wrestling team at my school and theres this move called the high crotch, where you slide under the other guy and lift them up around the crotch area then throw them down. so i was workin with this one guy who kept goin hella fast in practice over and over again and by the end of practice my balls were burnt, I shoulda worn spandex like everyone else but instead i had regular cotton underwear that didnt help the burn. I go in the locker room and like hella skin is ripped up n shit on my crotch and balls. Im afraid I might get infected n shit so I make one of the biggest mistakes in my life and get hand sanitizer and but some down there. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!! it burned like fuck i was movin around like I had a siezure, everyone was lookin at me n shit but i was like Fuck You!! Couldnt go pee without pain for like a week, it hurt to walk, life sucked.
Morale of the story, fuck hand sanitizer.