What is your favourite Punch-line in rap?

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Permalink Reply by B-Rye on May 5, 2009 at 9:53am

"If any of you niggaz ever try and touch me,
I'll Fuck your girl with the chopped off head of a puppy,
Nobodies Sicker, Nobodies liver
Word to the smell of pussy and dog saliva"-Immortal Technique

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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on May 5, 2009 at 9:58am

thts one of the best songs ever, tht cd was a classic and so slept on!!
Dukecityspecialist said:

bitches flee facin black jesus/ haha dope

now jealousy is dangerous and if u dont believe me/
then watch the way that the story ends and maybe ull see/
there aint no heroes or villians/
aint no pleasure in killin/
just the smoke from the cap pillin a man with no feelins/

(teardrops and closed caskets)

mizeryluvkompany said:

To this click I'm dedicated, criminal orientated
An Outlaw initiated, blazed and faded
Made for terror, major league niggaz pray together
bitches in they grave while my real niggaz play together
We die clutchin glaases, filled with liquor bomblastic
Creamated, last wishes nigga smoke my ashes
High sigh why die wishin, hopin for possibilities
I'll mob on, why they copy me sloppily
Cops patrol projects, hatin the people livin in them
I was born an inmate, waitin to escape the prison
Went to church but don't understand it, they underhanded
God gave me these commandments, the world is scandalous
Blast til they holy high; baptize they evil minds
Wise, no longer blinded, watch me shine trick
Which one of y'all wanna feel the degrees?

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Permalink Reply by Dukecityspecialist on May 5, 2009 at 10:05am

leanin outta window with a cocked shotgun/
drivin up the block in the car that they shot pac in/
lookin for big's killers dressin rediculous/
blue and red like i dont see what the big deal is/
double barrel 12 gauge bigger than chris wallace/
pissed off cause biggie and pac just missed all this/
watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off em/
and get dollars like it shouldve been thiers like they switched wallets/

eminem

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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on May 5, 2009 at 10:07am

i like this one part 2, see if yall know who it is...

i used 2 think about u,
b4 id go 2 sleep,
even dream,
of fuckin u,
without a rubber,
fillin ur pussy with cream!!>...lol...i luv that shit!!.lol

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Permalink Reply by B-Rye on May 5, 2009 at 10:14am

That's always just stuck with me as a wtf kinda line like you gotta be fucked up to come up with some shit like that Immortal Technique is lyrically the most disturbed rapper. Some others by him:

"Don't act like you know me,
cuz i'll fuck your girl whether she like it or not, like i was Kobe"

"I jerk off inside books and give life to words,
Leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard,
I love when people think i'm psychologically disturbed,
cuz that just means i overloaded their neurological nerves."

"Immortal Technique the illest nigga ever produced,
I'm nastier than regurgitated period juice"

"Niggaz wonder why my heart is filled with hatred and anger,
cuz some bitch killed my first born son with a coat hanger,
i strangled out the pain until my soul was empty and cold,
crippled and worthless, so i thought that it could never be sold,
my mother told me that placing my faith in God was the answer,
but then i hated God cuz he gave my mother cancer.
Killing her slow like the Feds did to the Blank Panthers
The genesis of genocide is like a Pagan religion
Carefully hidden, woven into the holidays of a Christain
I had a vision of nuclear holocaust on top of me
And this is prophecy, the words that I speak from my lungs
The severed head of John the Baptist speaking in tongues
Like "Cheke vara" my soliloquies speak to a gun
Pain in slow motion like trees that reach for the sun
Nigga the preaching is done
cause I don't got a DJ like Reverond Run,
I curse the life of any man who kills benevolent ones,
I never asked to be the messenger but I was chosen
to speak the words of every African slave Dumped in the ocean,
stolen by America, Tortured, buried, and frozen
written out of the history books Your children are holding,
internally bleeding, cold blooded, stripped of emotion,
I go through the motions,
but there's no Life in my eyes,
it's like I'm hooked up to a respirator Waiting to die,
hooked up to the fucking chair Waiting to fry,
soothing electrocution currently used on my execution,
producing thoughts at the speed of light
Burning confusion, I'm loosing my sight, breathing is tight
The evening is white, I made my peace with the Lord and now I Stand on his right"

and this one's from one of his old rap battles...

"I'll step through an inter-dimensional portal in time back to when you were a fetus,
fuck your pregnant mother and crush your skull with my penis"

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Permalink Reply by 8324 6963 on May 5, 2009 at 11:06am

i change favourite all the time
but right now it's

I am teaching sickology
try to follow
how every punchline hits like Chris Browns fist in the face of Rihanna

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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on May 6, 2009 at 9:12am

i can smell ur womans rosy punani on the dance floor all the way in v.i.p!!
imma rapper,
i can snatch her,
and she will leave with me because of my stature!!....


I'm about to get that money like a robbery,
Now I got it all my enemies wanna clobber me.
Squallery harder we need dollars comradely
the hotter the scholar be, the larger the lottery.
Need ten, twins, gotta succeed spend G's, Ben Franks
We cram G’s in bank, breathe said we win thanks
Hungry like the wolf indeed, but I give
money to my crooks in need, I live
In Sherman Oaks but from Kansas City,
I miss home, Cali is Business but man it's pretty.
I ain't lying y'all, Monster for money for mine y'all
if I wasn't getting money, I'd do time dog.
You'd never see the nine fall,
big house, wood floors,
maid cleaning the bitches with pine-sol


Friend, this industry is no kin to me,
behold the flow of the century.
But they scared of me
rappers they don't compare to me.
Fair to be said that he dares to be sincerely a rarity.
Check the sound scan, look around man.
Wake up look at you Jacob, you in killer clown land.
Face paint and jugalettes with bubble butts
And we rock it twisted diddy women in the button ups.
Hands down we rock harder than kiss,
but rap me Kutt and Krizz.
Can I get two stomps and a clap in this bitch
Nina shot to the top 'cause the plots to get rich.
Tell ya executives,
I'm next for this
Success it is.
Yet the best for Tech, this ain't
Baptist Pentecostal or Methodist..
This is the beast baby.
Out, I mean exodus

that whole song has nuthin but dope line's and flow, one of my fave tech song's

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Permalink Reply by Omar on May 6, 2009 at 9:51am

"This trip is over, we ain't finna ride on/
This is for my mental and my momma that I cried on/
Microsoft mothafuckers let bygones be bygones/
But since I'm Macintosh, Imma double click your icon"

- Boots Riley, "Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada Last Night"

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Permalink Reply by Fofy on May 6, 2009 at 11:27am

One of my favorite punchlines is by The Game in his remake of Make It Clap by Busta Rhymes
"In the hood they call me rosco cause my 45 make a chicken nigga's face look like a waffle."

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Permalink Reply by Technition4life on May 6, 2009 at 6:35pm

Dukecityspecialist said:

leanin outta window with a cocked shotgun/
drivin up the block in the car that they shot pac in/
lookin for big's killers dressin rediculous/
blue and red like i dont see what the big deal is/
double barrel 12 gauge bigger than chris wallace/
pissed off cause biggie and pac just missed all this/
watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off em/
and get dollars like it shouldve been thiers like they switched wallets/

eminem

Marshall Mathers!!

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Permalink Reply by Smoke on May 6, 2009 at 6:38pm

my favorite is
Bust-a-nut bar the only true nut in a bar

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Permalink Reply by Jake Stain on May 6, 2009 at 6:46pm

"you couldn't burn me with acid or in a firy pit
you couldn't burn me in a volcano wit lava and spit
you couldn't burn me if you damned me to hell where satan sit
the only way that you can burn me is wit yo bitch"

-Technique Number Nine

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