The Pirates
Artemisn, Lovebucketz, Battman

The motherfuckers that will cop a leaked album the moment it's out the drain. They think it's their job to spread word as far as possible that the shit is out, and insist that they will 'buy it anyways' because they really support the artist.

The unsigned artist/jobless producer
Rain Dollaz, Blaze, 6ixstar, TheRealLTB, spammers

Whether they're skilled beyond belief or just trying to gip you for shitty music, their posts mostly have to do with promoting whatever they just released.
(For real, Blaze and Rain are hella skilled)

The Self Appointed Admin
Nor*Cal Tech Squad

Don't fuck with this nigga. He has the POWER. If you even mutter the slightest word about an album leaking, he will jump at the chance to promise you that you will swiftly be banned and sent to jail for 10 years for pirating Genius. They back this up with quiet threats of "If only you knew who I am..." and "I'll visit you in jail."

The Know It All
Fofy, J9X

This motherfucker knows everything. They try their best to correct as many mistakes on the forum as possible, not to be a smartass, but to make sure there aren't any incorrect rumors floating around. They end up with shitty reputations as knowitalls, but in the long run, they're probably the smartest people on the forum because they know that it's just an internet forum and they don't have anything to prove.

The Lost and Confused
Brent/Breck, Smoke

No one knows why they post on the forum. Everything they say is incomprehensible and only makes sense about 2% of the time. Everyone tries their best to stay sane around them, but damn, it is HARD.

The Juggalos
Oh, you all know.

These are the juggalos. They discovered Tech either on Thug Pit, Bury Em All, Mad House, live, or through any other method. They're perfectly nice people who are very dedicated to their artists, but constantly get shit for painting their face. The haters then go back to listening to this nigga :


The Dick Riders
Not saying any names...

FUCK YOUR OPINION MOTHERFUCKER TECH IS THE BEST ARTIST OUT THERE KALIKO IS JUST HIS SIDEKICK AND KUTT IS OK BUT HE REALLY AINT SHIT MAN ALL HALE THE KING TEK NINE FUCK YEAH TECH TECH TECH

The Server Admin
Tech N9ne

This is not Tech N9ne. This is whatever sad soul got the job of watching over this shithole. They were smart enough to not visit here unless an album is about to come out in a week and download links are going to be flying around. There is a good chance that the Admin has an actual life off his site, unlike most other people on this list. The Admin hates us all.

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This is fuckin' hilarious!
this is very well put. lol i love the part about nor cal tech squad
Nailed it!! Haha awesome.
nice work man that look like it took some time to put together
not to be a know it all or anything but I like how the guy purchasing the dvd's on the street is wearing a slacker shirt.
Lol, didn't take too long, I type fast and don't have shit to do today other than clean the house and get my shit ready for work tomorrow.

draztik said:
nice work man that look like it took some time to put together
burger king gives u the weekend off?
Artemisn said:
Lol, didn't take too long, I type fast and don't have shit to do today other than clean the house and get my shit ready for work tomorrow.

draztik said:
nice work man that look like it took some time to put together
We've gone over this before, I work in a government research lab
PLZ DUN BAN ME

Nor*Cal Tech Squad said:
burger king gives u the weekend off?
Artemisn said:
Lol, didn't take too long, I type fast and don't have shit to do today other than clean the house and get my shit ready for work tomorrow.

draztik said:
nice work man that look like it took some time to put together
are u a lab rat?

Artemisn said:
We've gone over this before, I work in a government research lab
PLZ DUN BAN ME

Nor*Cal Tech Squad said:
burger king gives u the weekend off?
Artemisn said:
Lol, didn't take too long, I type fast and don't have shit to do today other than clean the house and get my shit ready for work tomorrow.

draztik said:
nice work man that look like it took some time to put together
Nope, it's called an internship.
http://tinyurl.com/bnesu8

Nor*Cal Tech Squad said:
are u a lab rat?

Artemisn said:
We've gone over this before, I work in a government research lab
PLZ DUN BAN ME

Nor*Cal Tech Squad said:
burger king gives u the weekend off?
Artemisn said:
Lol, didn't take too long, I type fast and don't have shit to do today other than clean the house and get my shit ready for work tomorrow.

draztik said:
nice work man that look like it took some time to put together
oh you clean toilets

Artemisn said:
Nope, it's called an internship.
http://tinyurl.com/bnesu8

Nor*Cal Tech Squad said:
are u a lab rat?

Artemisn said:
We've gone over this before, I work in a government research lab
PLZ DUN BAN ME

Nor*Cal Tech Squad said:
burger king gives u the weekend off?
Artemisn said:
Lol, didn't take too long, I type fast and don't have shit to do today other than clean the house and get my shit ready for work tomorrow.

draztik said:
nice work man that look like it took some time to put together
Internet Flameboys Pictures, Images and Photos

The 16 year old dumbass who thinks people care about what he thinks
Artmesin


People who spend an hour on a half creating a thread in attempt to shame people and put them in their places, but in all reality look like a dumbass who has too much time on their hands to worry what other people do and or say on the internet. Ultimately they end up falling into all of their own categories by posting such a pointless thread.

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