tech n9ne and three six mafia tour????
i've been hearing a whole lot of stuff for quite a while and want to know if or when this is gonna happen!!!1
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Dude those are some funny ass jokes, i'm definetly going to copy those on to a notpad documen. Please tell me you got those from the internet though. but WTF does this have to do with Three 6 Mafia?
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