Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish American Princess and poverty?
A: Poverty sucks.
Q: What has six legs and goes “Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do?”
A: Three blacks running for the elevator.
Q: What do you call a black boy with a bicycle?
Q: What’s the new Webster’s definition of the word “confusion?”
A: Father’s Day in Harlem.
Q: What’s eight miles long and has an IQ of 40?
A: The St. Patrick’s Day parade.
Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they’d have something to pick in the off season.
Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: Negroes Are Actually Colored Polacks.
Q: How do you fit four gays at a crowded bar?
A: Turn the stool upside down.
Q: Why was the homosexual fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: For drinking on the job.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: What’s green and slimy and smells Miss Piggy?
A: Kermit’s finger.
Q: What’s red and has seven little dents in it?
A: Snow White’s cherry.
Q: Why do women have two holes?
A: So that when they’re drunk, you can carry them like a six-pack.
Q: Why don’t they let women swim in the ocean anymore?
A: They can’t get the smell out of the fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a bowling ball and pussy?
A: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: Why did God create women?
A: Because sheep can’t cook.
Q: Why did God give black men such huge pricks?
A: Because he was so sorry about what he’d done to their hair.
Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator?
A: An epileptic.
Q: What did Raggedy Anne say to Pinochio as she was sitting on his face?
A: “Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!”
Q: What’s the ultimate in courage?
A: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Q: What’s the black stuff between an elephant’s toes?
A: Slow natives.
Q: What’s the difference between a slave and a tire?
A: A tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on.