Just for fun id like to have a show of lyrical talent. Or at least more or less a sort of poetic talent.

Write out the sickest most offensive diturbing lyrics you can come up with.

By posting you aggree that if your bits suck you will be open to being called a Fag, loser, fag, that your shit "blows a dirty ass" so on so fourth.

Me and a couple of people i choose shall judge the worthyness. Winner will get somethin. Not sure what currently but ill come up with a package of shit =]

No bitching at each other, just post your shit. Post as many times as you want but dont post a billion bars of shit.

COMPETITION ENDS MAY 1 just cuz i say so

You will be judged on
Origionality
Disturbing levels
How much balls you show
Rhyming
Smart words
Clever rhymes
Ammusing


Extra points if you acctually record it


Points will be deducted if its
Shitty
Lame
Boring
Bland
Sane

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so no one wins? im ok with that out come lol...my shit sucked any way. i say yall start a REAL contest where you HAVE to provided audio...any mofo can write shit
Yah but most of these are pathetic so apperently not

Blizzum said:
so no one wins? im ok with that out come lol...my shit sucked any way. i say yall start a REAL contest where you HAVE to provided audio...any mofo can write shit
well clearly not everyone can write shit haha. but yeah, recording contest > writing contest for sure.

Blizzum said:
so no one wins? im ok with that out come lol...my shit sucked any way. i say yall start a REAL contest where you HAVE to provided audio...any mofo can write shit
imo its all about how you sell your self on the mic reading dont have the same effect as hearing.. i would like to hear aduio

if you had to choose a winner out of these pathetic rhymes who would it be lol
Blizzum was the best so far ,but um..........

Take a look into my cornea /do you see the deamon he look like a /
ugly muthafucka im really tryna duck em /cant shake em off he way too fast
he chasin me down everywhere that I go / tryna get rid I guess Im slow
I dont wanna go in not fuckin ready / cant handle that shit hangin wit freddy
now tell me is their any thing I can do/ I really fucked up im tellin you the truth
I dont wanna end up in a pit full of deamons / someone wake me up an tell me that im dreamin
wake up mothafuck you havin nightmares again/ is this what I get for all the bad an the sin
Im tryna be different please giv me anotha shot I really fell like music bout ta pop

from my song forgive me.,its not dark at all but whatever
We tried that. People never got shit in on time.

Cole Payan [AVCP333] said:
well clearly not everyone can write shit haha. but yeah, recording contest > writing contest for sure.

Blizzum said:
so no one wins? im ok with that out come lol...my shit sucked any way. i say yall start a REAL contest where you HAVE to provided audio...any mofo can write shit
Ehh this is becoming retarded ill probly just cancel it
Everyone fails
fuck it


Cørpørate Avenger said:
Ehh this is becoming retarded ill probly just cancel it
You fail

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Bitch nigga fools, let Doom Man show you how.

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And I hang my boots to rest when I'm impressed
So I triple knot them then I forgot them
This origami dream is beautiful
but man those wings will never leave the ground
Without a feather and a lottery ticket, now settle down
strange music i love it with a passion
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dont forget krizz hes a mother fuckin genius
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great rapper but hes not on this roster
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im just gonna sit back and listen with this caribou lou
Aight I jus threw some shit together, so, idk if you guys will like it, but fuck it.

From cypress, might this be yo last, imma slice this, dice this, eat yo fat. The brightest light flashed in my head and if I eat you up, I'll no longer feel this dread. And I'm jus try'n to get up on the strange level, because I wanna eat yo guts, imma damed devil. Nah you don't look too good but yo wife, she's damn edible. I am disturbed, I'm down wit tha siccness, I'll eat your fuckin soul wit god as my witness, I am a beast, I'm not wit yo bitchness, yo blood is my drug, it takes my thirst and it quenches.

That's really all I could come up with, hope yall like it!

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