Just for fun id like to have a show of lyrical talent. Or at least more or less a sort of poetic talent.

Write out the sickest most offensive diturbing lyrics you can come up with.

By posting you aggree that if your bits suck you will be open to being called a Fag, loser, fag, that your shit "blows a dirty ass" so on so fourth.

Me and a couple of people i choose shall judge the worthyness. Winner will get somethin. Not sure what currently but ill come up with a package of shit =]

No bitching at each other, just post your shit. Post as many times as you want but dont post a billion bars of shit.

COMPETITION ENDS MAY 1 just cuz i say so

You will be judged on
Origionality
Disturbing levels
How much balls you show
Rhyming
Smart words
Clever rhymes
Ammusing


Extra points if you acctually record it


Points will be deducted if its
Shitty
Lame
Boring
Bland
Sane

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Imma nuttheaded son of a bitch n when my dick itch I use the teeth ur bitch to scratch all of it/They think im crazy cuz like lynch I wanne eat yo baby/so they diagnosed my brain with incurable insane it has them cursing my name, so I guess it's a shame that I think im perfectly sane/Im mad doggin like the grench so when your around me u better not move a inch, because choppin yo head off is what i call a pinch/so just think what would happen if i wanna stomp yo ass, cuz that's knockin off ur whole family with a sinister laugh, while im eating a taco n passin gas/Smiling at the lady tellin her i like her skirt,but what she really dont know is I wanna kill her I aint trying to flirt,It's getting late damn bitch u lucked up cuz iI gotta get up early n go to church
a swarm of satanist, grimier than the cunt of a vagrant bitch
obsessed with cuttin cops into bacon bits, in the dark i wait and sit
68 percent, of my day consist with hatin shit
while the other 32, is filled with thoughts of hurting you
Christians for every 3 i see i gotta murder 2
i gotta murder to, fulfill the pacts of my dark servitude
to a Satanic master, a black bastard
whos blacker than than the inside of a casket or the leatherman gloves that grip my ratchet
blacker than the tip of a burnt match stick, can't nobody match this
cuz while you're watchin the latest source awards
i'm in the basement nailin a bitch to the walls like 4 by 4's
then dismember the bitch and call it "whores d'oevres"
fuck the the remains by force of course
then leave the slut and her worthless corpse divorced
Get up from a rest in my tomb
Gettin ready to make this chicks ass go boomb
Sick Minded like a young OJ Simpson
I feel Like imma crack head from that hit show the simpons
See me in the dark
you'll see no sign of a spark
Ill turn into a demon with the sound of a loud bark
the children will run in fright
Cuz if they dont, they'll end up in no sight
cuz ill have cut there throats
My head shaped like a goat
My body framed like satans coat
You disobey this demonic entity
youll end of paying with fright n no light
When im done you'll know my wrath
ill take your sister and drownd her in a bloody bath....
At the end of the day
Ill open my portal, on the Eastside bay, with no kind of morals
Ill enter my home, inside of hell
knowing next time when i walk the earth
everyone will be confused wether to rebell
I got bord so i did another one.

Wake up bord with the cord of telephone
ready to board my old 4 door ford
My mind twisted, like ive just been fisted
bent out of shape from listening to the devils hissin
lookin for some bait, to get this fine mistriss
dont like to wait cuz that'll make me wanna rape
wrap her up in this cape ready to steal her
I dont give a shit so this will be her fate
pull off her panties to find she aint got no rabies
ready to bust a nut up in her butt
this might seem horrible to you
It might even be bad enough to make you wanna go poo
but what i know is, in my world this shit is right
i really dont give a shit who it frights
Mabye one day it'll make your day bright
put you in a mind frame thats outta sight
this is the mind of a sick twisted fuck
whos ready to buck reguardless of any luck
point deducted for rhyming simpson with simpsons lolol jp haha

Shane said:
Get up from a rest in my tomb
Gettin ready to make this chicks ass go boomb
Sick Minded like a young OJ Simpson
I feel Like imma crack head from that hit show the simpons
See me in the dark
you'll see no sign of a spark
Ill turn into a demon with the sound of a loud bark
the children will run in fright
Cuz if they dont, they'll end up in no sight
cuz ill have cut there throats
My head shaped like a goat
My body framed like satans coat
You disobey this demonic entity
youll end of paying with fright n no light
When im done you'll know my wrath
ill take your sister and drownd her in a bloody bath....
At the end of the day
Ill open my portal, on the Eastside bay, with no kind of morals
Ill enter my home, inside of hell
knowing next time when i walk the earth
everyone will be confused wether to rebell
all my thoughts are in synce with the devils
welcome to my hell beware of acid rain and low oxygen levels
thoughts of a insane idiotic rebel

i should be on my way to drop a UA
but im way off in another dimension
my mind and my body are going in separate directions
smoke all the weed in the world but i still feel the depression
i fuck this bitches pussy red now she dead but i still got this erection

deadly insane
mentally defamed with a strange addiction to pain

i got nothing to lose and who cares what theres to gain
why lie i stink like a old dirty shit stain


but im still gunna bang your head against my sub to make sure your hearing me
my flow is cool and unusual like a pussy piercing
some of yall talk crazy but aint the real thing

im really fucked in the head
like a 2dollar hooker with mouth open and her cheeks spread
my soul is sold my heart is cold and my brain is dead
high off of weed coke crack and gmas prescription meds

im board so im about to end this bullshit
sorry if my rhymes sucked i had nothing els to do bitch
sorry if my flow just looks stupid i was board so i tryed my best dick

no but on the real i could give a fuck how you feel
insomnia got me fucked up time to OD on sleepin pills

peace crack kills
Im still bord.

I got up a quarter to two
looked out my window and say this old shrew
yelled out the window, You skanky bitch
Acted nothing like the gentlemen in that movie hitch
picked up a ball n pitched it at her head
was hoping to kill that skanky bitch, dead
the ball missed that old cunt
instead it hit this little runt
made me wanna laugh while scratchin my junk
no harm though, seemed like just a dream
until i noticed, i had made some cream
went to my bathroom to clean myself
when i was done i wasent by myself
for a ghost had creeped in my room
pissed at it, so i tryed to use a broom
All it did was bring me doom
now im sittin here with the gloom
done with this shit, now its time for bed
ill see this ghost tomorrow, well im hiden from the feds
gonna get ready to go get some meds
make sure i get the ones that go straight to the head
now i really gotta go its all done and said
ill see you all tomorrow at about a quarter to ten
Nothing stands out to me. Not that my vote counts or anything
all of you suck big time/
should not bother to rhyme/
you think you need to be vulgar to be gruesome/
you drink out of a cup that was filled with blue cum/
who dumb? YoU dumb! You just fucked papa smurf you scum/
all of you bums are a result of too much ruuuummm!/
sMasH the mirror please cuz you all are hideous/
Rash on the ass you are so just blow away like dust/
Crash my computer I must, out of disgust/
No need to talk anymore/
Just get hit by a bus
All of those suck IMO

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