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ur mommas so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
3 guys walk into a bar.the manager lady stops em and says "u 3 whip out your dicks.if they add up to 26 inches yall get free beers for the rest of the week...guy #1 whips it out:12 inches...guy #2 whips it out:12 inches...guy #3 whips his out:2 inches...the manager says "well thats 26 inches guys ur good to go....well when she walks off,guy #3 looks at the other two whipes the sweat off his forehead and says "man if i didnt have that boner,we would not be getting free drinks" lol
ur mommas so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
3 guys walk into a bar.the manager lady stops em and says "u 3 whip out your dicks.if they add up to 26 inches yall get free beers for the rest of the week...guy #1 whips it out:12 inches...guy #2 whips it out:12 inches...guy #3 whips his out:2 inches...the manager says "well thats 26 inches guys ur good to go....well when she walks off,guy #3 looks at the other two whipes the sweat off his forehead and says "man if i didnt have that boner,we would not be getting free drinks" lol
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Permalink Reply by Spade on -
lol thats the shit man.all the joke sim thinkin of rite now r too fuckin long
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Permalink Reply by S.L.A.D.A.N. on -
Why you shouldn't you upset Frosty the Snowman?.....
He'll have a meltdown!
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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on -
how do u get 4 fags 2 sit on one bar stool??
turn it upside down!!..lol
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wuts the differance between a fagot and a refidgerator?
fridgerator dosent fart when u pull the meat out..lol
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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on
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wut do u call a anirexic lady with a yeast infection??
a quarter pounder with cheese..lol
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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on
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wut do u call a lady with one leg shorter then the other??
ilean
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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on
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wuts the favorite pick up line at a gay bar??
may i push ur stool in 4 u??..lol
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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on
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yall probly heard this one
but wut does pontiac stand 4??
poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac....lol
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Permalink Reply by LTB on -
RACIST! SOMEONE HURRY UP AND MAKE A FUCK MIZ THREAD! HURRY! AND DONT FORGET TO CALL HIM A PUSSY!! HURRY
lol @ fridge doesn't fart...
mizeryluvkompany said:yall probly heard this one
but wut does pontiac stand 4??
poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac....lol
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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on
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aww tht aint shit, i gotta lotta more, lotta more, i wasnt the class clown in detention 4 nuthin!!!
and a fuck mizery thread...lol..shit honestly im surprised ive made it this far without one..lol!!
TheReaLTB said:RACIST! SOMEONE HURRY UP AND MAKE A FUCK MIZ THREAD! HURRY! AND DONT FORGET TO CALL HIM A PUSSY!! HURRY
lol @ fridge doesn't fart...
mizeryluvkompany said:yall probly heard this one
but wut does pontiac stand 4??
poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac....lol
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Permalink Reply by mizeryluvkompany on
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a girl goes 2 her dad and ask, dad can i hav money 4 the prom dress i need??....
dad replies, well u know nuthins free, u gotta give me head....
so the girl says, aw no not again....
dad says alrite then no cash 4 ur dress...
so she says ok, and gets 2 doin wut she has 2...
in the middle she stops and says 2 her dad....
dad, why does ur dick smell like shit??....
dad says well, ur brother wanted 2 use the car.....lol
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