not just racist ones like the other thread, any offensive jokes!

for example...


Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog?
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neither did she.


lol

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i don't see how this is news but ok.

Why did hitler shoot himself?





He finally got the gas bill lol
I'm offended by that Helen keller Joke
lol the joke is actually "how do you make a baby cry twice? wipe your bloody penis on its teddy."
and then they think for a sec and go D:
lol.

Ice Cold said:
Really fucked up jokes. I apologize in advance.

What is 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night?

A baby with SIDS.



How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?

Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.


Jesus walks into the Hilton hotel with 3 nails and says, "Can you put me up for Easter?"
how do you make a gay man have sex with a woman?








shit in her cunt.
What do you get when you throw a baby down a flight of stairs?



An erection!
hey the holocaust isnt funny, my grandpa died in the holocaust...


he got drunk and fell off a guard tower lol

Halo of Nembutals said:
i don't see how this is news but ok.

Why did hitler shoot himself?





He finally got the gas bill lol
How was copper wire invented?




2 jews fighting over a penny!
some of these are funny, but anything with babies and kids especially when its sexual is just sick and stupid to even say. people get beat and killed for that kind of crap. If u ever get arrested for what ever reason, do ur self a favor and dont tell any of those jokes in there cuz u will get shanked, jumped or gassed stat.
how did hellen keller masturbate?

she masturbated with the right hand and ood' and ahhed with the other.
that was lame lol no offense

draztik said:
how did hellen keller masturbate?

she masturbated with the right hand and ood' and ahhed with the other.
i got more.

Alyssa said:
that was lame lol no offense

draztik said:
how did hellen keller masturbate?

she masturbated with the right hand and ood' and ahhed with the other.
how did hellen keller's parents punish her?
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they made her read a basketball.


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they re-arranged the furniture.

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they put a plunger in the toilet.

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