LYNCH GONNA KILL ME.... "dinner and a hair cut"
(person talkin)
mr wanna be barber....is all over the floor right now....i stepped in it...
do u have any idea what mightve happen here?.....any idea at all?....
everybody thinks u cut hair good.... not me.......but lots of ppl do...
tell me what happend....
(man speakin) SHE....GOT....HER...HAIR....CUT.....
chours
she wont have no hair no mo... //
not even down there no mo... //
i wont have to play fair no mo... //
she's b - a-l-d BALD...
clippin the ends and then i start trimin em //
takin a comb and combin it for several mintues and...
snip snip...clip clip...check it out...pay me then...
she's b -a-l-d.....
i dont do it to get famous...something bout the hairless..
bareness..livin kinda careless...
ima be here from 6-4 i get mo..talkin bout the latest..
the greatest..im anxious...
ima come in and get dough..till these peeps go..
gets some mo..games we be playin..
lay down the sheet thin..grab the stainless clippers..
adjustin the aprin..then ima click em
on for the shave...when i get the ok im takin her legs...
when i get the dough k im shavin her legs...
bikini waxin it...till she screamin in pain..
rip from her arm pits..hey..anyway...
hot on her palms grip..
she get the grabbin..left wit some patches..
pictures im snappin..i get the braggin..
her boyfriend mad so im fina get my ass kicked...
(person talkin) maybe...the reason u cut her fuckin hair off...is cause ur jealous of her lookin better than u.....wouldnt u think?
i dont know...i just snipped that shit like...hoe let go...
i do hope..it grow back real quick she ugly tho...
i mean..i would poke..id hit that she quick...but im pro-fessonal....
i do kno...she wont press charges on me cause..i dont know...
i aint laughin.. my times been spent ina minimum packed in...
security jail cell..where i got my masters..
in cuttin hair..see me right there..thats back then...
i need the practice...im cuttin backwards..im nickin bad its..
a killer...they tellin me hurry up..its classic..
but i dont have to be the nigga who cut it the fastest
im the barber...aka "come get ur hair cut.."...
wen-sdays im off..fridays i may but..
after saturday im gone and ur fucked... (cumb...ur..naps..)
i need my glasses..hair everywhere..besides the trash bin
you aint the only one that got hair...
shit that growin down there..faded all up..up there...
so bring ur kind folks..pops and bimbos..
and i can get close enough to clip those..chop u skin close..
i talk a good talk..u fresh i slip lock it up..and lets go..
mr mr..pissed..cause this is..
its a business..
get ya kids bitch... take em and change em...
smell like bacon..take em and shave em..
mr wanna be barber....is all over the floor right now....i stepped in it...
do u have any idea what mightve happen here?.....any idea at all?....
everybody thinks u cut hair good.... not me.......but lots of ppl do...
tell me what happend....
(man speakin) SHE....GOT....HER...HAIR....CUT.....
chours
she wont have no hair no mo... //
not even down there no mo... //
i wont have to play fair no mo... //
she's b - a-l-d BALD...
clippin the ends and then i start trimin em //
takin a comb and combin it for several mintues and...
snip snip...clip clip...check it out...pay me then...
she's b -a-l-d.....
i dont do it to get famous...something bout the hairless..
bareness..livin kinda careless...
ima be here from 6-4 i get mo..talkin bout the latest..
the greatest..im anxious...
ima come in and get dough..till these peeps go..
gets some mo..games we be playin..
lay down the sheet thin..grab the stainless clippers..
adjustin the aprin..then ima click em
on for the shave...when i get the ok im takin her legs...
when i get the dough k im shavin her legs...
bikini waxin it...till she screamin in pain..
rip from her arm pits..hey..anyway...
hot on her palms grip..
she get the grabbin..left wit some patches..
pictures im snappin..i get the braggin..
her boyfriend mad so im fina get my ass kicked...
(person talkin) maybe...the reason u cut her fuckin hair off...is cause ur jealous of her lookin better than u.....wouldnt u think?
i dont know...i just snipped that shit like...hoe let go...
i do hope..it grow back real quick she ugly tho...
i mean..i would poke..id hit that she quick...but im pro-fessonal....
i do kno...she wont press charges on me cause..i dont know...
i aint laughin.. my times been spent ina minimum packed in...
security jail cell..where i got my masters..
in cuttin hair..see me right there..thats back then...
i need the practice...im cuttin backwards..im nickin bad its..
a killer...they tellin me hurry up..its classic..
but i dont have to be the nigga who cut it the fastest
im the barber...aka "come get ur hair cut.."...
wen-sdays im off..fridays i may but..
after saturday im gone and ur fucked... (cumb...ur..naps..)
i need my glasses..hair everywhere..besides the trash bin
you aint the only one that got hair...
shit that growin down there..faded all up..up there...
so bring ur kind folks..pops and bimbos..
and i can get close enough to clip those..chop u skin close..
i talk a good talk..u fresh i slip lock it up..and lets go..
mr mr..pissed..cause this is..
its a business..
get ya kids bitch... take em and change em...
smell like bacon..take em and shave em..
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Permalink Reply by Tazz on -
Na bro... Lynch can take a joke lol
He won't eat you.
Rain Dollaz said:im glad yaw like it strange fam!!! i sent it to lynch no word back yet tho. i sent this link. if im dead ina few days....sorry n shit.... lol jk
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Permalink Reply by Rain Dollaz on -
if i can i will atempt to record it sunday even tho i gotta stuff nose lol
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Permalink Reply by Madness GOAT on -
lmao
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Permalink Reply by Shiven Desai on -
Lol, this is funny as fuck.
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Permalink Reply by Rain Dollaz on
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gonna try to record it tomorrow yaw... bad thing is idk if i can upload from my laptop anymore tho...because i tried to upload videos and i cant on youtube or here thats why yaw havent been seein new songs or videos from me for weeks. its like im locked out of uploadin lol on my laptop...but i'll try to see what i can do..
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i just uploaded the song on here..at the top. my bad that it sounds kinda werid and some parts sound a lil off...my laptop was actin up...but ima keep it this way. someone make it a video for me!! thanks!!
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Permalink Reply by Nick James on -
Hell yeah. That shit was hilarious. Thats awesome. Big ups to Rain.
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Permalink Reply by Grant Schempp on -
thats funny as shit man
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Nick Laird said:Hell yeah. That shit was hilarious. Thats awesome. Big ups to Rain.
apperciate that!!
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Permalink Reply by Rain Dollaz on
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Grant Schempp said:thats funny as shit man
lol thanks!!! now since its known strange knows about me......add me to the skits,songs,dvds,vips,backstage,tour bus,live ustream......... ahhhh am i askin for too much too soon lol :)
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