You're a clown
I would like to announce that Lolar was serious the whole time. He came back to my place and I made sweet, sweet love to his face. He was begging for more dick but the impatient bastard had to wait 10 minutes. He is currently in a hospital somewhere getting his stomach pumped after swallowing gallons of semen. That's all I can say update wise, that and the fact that he left his wallet behind which I used to buy crack, then sell it to kids to get heroin. All in a day's life of the Jazzman. I'm better than all of you. Heroin and Jazz.
The Jazzman would make a great villian in the world of professional rasslin'.