JOE VIRTIGO IS A PRICK

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Permalink Reply by World Famous Dirty 530 on January 13, 2010 at 11:18am

took you a million years

BIllyMerxAlot said:

Because I just joined this site.

The Dirty 530 said:

He must have been watching tv and seen a gate

Bizzaro said:

ya lol

The Dirty 530 said:

and dude just now remembered?

Bizzaro said:

maybe its kuz he hit some dudes wife wit a gate!!!!!

maintaining strange said:

why is this just NOW being told? Joe hasn't done a tech show in portland since the strictly strange tour.

Permalink Reply by BIllyMerxAlot on January 13, 2010 at 11:21am

He was opening a gate for a bus--I wanna be a bodyguard too so I can legitametly kick peoples asses.

Techn9cian4life said:

Just from the sounds of it, the dude didn't even deserve to get punched in the face. Lol. All he said was, you hit my wife with the gate...and he gets punched? That's fucked up.

Native Amerikilla said:

Joe Virtigo is a bodyguard. Its his job to make sure people don't get out of control. He was doing his job. Get over it.

Permalink Reply by World Famous Dirty 530 on January 13, 2010 at 11:24am

That is their job

BIllyMerxAlot said:

He was opening a gate for a bus--I wanna be a bodyguard too so I can legitametly kick peoples asses.

Techn9cian4life said:

Just from the sounds of it, the dude didn't even deserve to get punched in the face. Lol. All he said was, you hit my wife with the gate...and he gets punched? That's fucked up.

Native Amerikilla said:

Joe Virtigo is a bodyguard. Its his job to make sure people don't get out of control. He was doing his job. Get over it.

Permalink Reply by Techn9ne's Bodyguard on January 15, 2010 at 10:22pm

As I respond to you billy, let me start off by saying I feel like you're being a little girlish by calling me an asshole, and a prick.
But yeah, I might remember. I was throwing somebody out of the gate for tagging the tour bus. Security yelled,"Move out of the way"!!!!!!! (over and over again), at the small group of people that were standing in front of the gate as I wrestled the guy towards the gate, which is the only exit behind the venue. Like dummies, they just stood there and didn't move. I got the guy through the gate, and sadly enough the girl was accidentally hit with the gate. Then the tough guy ran up yelling with his hands up like he wanted to fight, I told him that was an accident, and to back up. He ran up again, fist balled up attempting to punch, then he caught a nice one to the jaw, he goes down, his wife tried to kick me, I caught her foot, as billy badass was screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO", trying to get her to stop. billy realized his homie went night night for running up on me, billy's adrenaline kicked in, billy tried to be a hero, billy ran up, then billy got slammed, since he threw a slow ass punch that my prick ass dodged. I actually went easy on you three billy. Be thankful that we were not in a dark alley. Thank you billy for posting this, because I am generally a nice person. And everybody knows it. You shouldn't hang out too close to security at shows because you never know what could happen. This is why you were asked to move. The three of you were drunk, and I was defending myself to the extent of the law. So, like any grown ass man, if you try to hit me, I will defend myself. I'm a bodyguard. I'm there for peace. Drunk and dis-orderly fans like you, and your buddy, make it hard for other fans to get autographs and pictures after shows. Also, you can't fight worth shit. So why would you try to fight me? So, you don't like me, and I don't care. Sorry and Shit. You're probably a nice guy, when you're sober at least. So get over it. Or maybe you can hire a bodyguard like me, that's willing to put his own well-being on the line to protect you, your crew, your business, and basically your life investment. This is an example of what not to do by a secured tour bus. That bus is our home on the road. You are not alone. I understand your pain. I understand your anguish. You were hype about the show, drinking, and kicking it. You just so happened to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time, trying to fight the wrong guy. Hell, if you like Techn9ne so much, why didn't you try to fight the guy who was tagging the tour bus? That's what a loyal Tech fan would've done? But, you know, who's perfect? We all make mistakes. But maybe,...I just wanted to clarify what really happened, just so you could rest easy knowing I apologize, and I might remember whooping you and your buddies ass. Maybe I just made this whole thing up. Maybe none of this happened, and I'm just going along with it for the readers sake. Who knows.

Permalink Reply by BIllyMerxAlot on January 15, 2010 at 10:35pm

Correct, billy did try to be a hero, and was shitfaced. Generally when someone says "move outta the way" they give the people a second to react. Its not my job to hunt down who spraypainted the bus. Did you remember when yall came back to Portland, Tech met up with Illmaculate and they recorded a song? Remember the bald guy that showed up with Mac??? oh, and it was a black eye you got him with, not a jaw. Now, the way that night ended was ok, we work for the bank so it made for a hellofa story Monday morning.

Techn9ne's Bodyguard said:

As I respond to you billy, let me start off by saying I feel like you're being a little girlish by calling me an asshole, and a prick.
But yeah, I might remember. I was throwing somebody out of the gate for tagging the tour bus. Security yelled,"Move out of the way"!!!!!!! (over and over again), at the small group of people that were standing in front of the gate as I wrestled the guy towards the gate, which is the only exit behind the venue. Like dummies, they just stood there and didn't move. I got the guy through the gate, and sadly enough the girl was accidentally hit with the gate. Then the tough guy ran up yelling with his hands up like he wanted to fight, I told him that was an accident, and to back up. He ran up again, fist balled up attempting to punch, then he caught a nice one to the jaw, he goes down, his wife tried to kick me, I caught her foot, as billy badass was screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO", trying to get her to stop. billy realized his homie went night night for running up on me, billy's adrenaline kicked in, billy tried to be a hero, billy ran up, then billy got slammed, since he threw a slow ass punch that my prick ass dodged. I actually went easy on you three billy. Be thankful that we were not in a dark alley. Thank you billy for posting this, because I am generally a nice person. And everybody knows it. You shouldn't hang out too close to security at shows because you never know what could happen. This is why you were asked to move. The three of you were drunk, and I was defending myself to the extent of the law. So, like any grown ass man, if you try to hit me, I will defend myself. I'm a bodyguard. I'm there for peace. Drunk and dis-orderly fans like you, and your buddy, make it hard for other fans to get autographs and pictures after shows. Also, you can't fight worth shit. So why would you try to fight me? So, you don't like me, and I don't care. Sorry and Shit. You're probably a nice guy, when you're sober at least. So get over it. Or maybe you can hire a bodyguard like me, that's willing to put his own well-being on the line to protect you, your crew, your business, and basically your life investment. This is an example of what not to do by a secured tour bus. That bus is our home on the road. You are not alone. I understand your pain. I understand your anguish. You were hype about the show, drinking, and kicking it. You just so happened to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time, trying to fight the wrong guy. Hell, if you like Techn9ne so much, why didn't you try to fight the guy who was tagging the tour bus? That's what a loyal Tech fan would've done? But, you know, who's perfect? We all make mistakes. But maybe,...I just wanted to clarify what really happened, just so you could rest easy knowing I apologize, and I might remember whooping you and your buddies ass. Maybe I just made this whole thing up. Maybe none of this happened, and I'm just going along with it for the readers sake. Who knows.

Permalink Reply by Nick Siccness on January 15, 2010 at 10:42pm

I think maybe you should of took some karate lessons.

Permalink Reply by Flicktion. on January 15, 2010 at 10:43pm

Lulz, I wouldn't count on that actually being him.

BIllyMerxAlot said:

Correct, billy did try to be a hero, and was shitfaced. Generally when someone says "move outta the way" they give the people a second to react. Its not my job to hunt down who spraypainted the bus. Did you remember when yall came back to Portland, Tech met up with Illmaculate and they recorded a song? Remember the bald guy that showed up with Mac??? oh, and it was a black eye you got him with, not a jaw. Now, the way that night ended was ok, we work for the bank so it made for a hellofa story Monday morning.

Sounds messed up though, and it's funny how some people are defending Joe. Lulz, It's not his job to hit someone with a gate then fuck them up for saying something about it.

Permalink Reply by The Crazy Englishman! on January 15, 2010 at 10:49pm

i find it funny that this guys called billymerxalot, but he got merked lol

Permalink Reply by BIllyMerxAlot on January 15, 2010 at 10:50pm

By a bodyguard-tuff guy. Good observation.

The Crazy Englishman! said:

i find it funny that this guys called billymerxalot, but he got merked lol

Permalink Reply by BIllyMerxAlot on January 15, 2010 at 10:53pm

After he hit my friend.

Bizzaro said:

did you ever think that maybe he put you on your face because you RAN UP TO SWING ON HIM?

Permalink Reply by The Crazy Englishman! on January 15, 2010 at 10:53pm

i didnt say you were a pussy or shit like that, i just said i found it funny, you seem like you have a rather large buttplug up your ass, you may find that removing it will remove that rather annoying grey cloud above your head and you would be able to put this whole incident behind you. Also, thankyou, it was a good observation.

BIllyMerxAlot said:

By a bodyguard-tuff guy. Good observation.

The Crazy Englishman! said:

i find it funny that this guys called billymerxalot, but he got merked lol

Permalink Reply by Dukecityspecialist on January 15, 2010 at 10:55pm

you shouldve been packin ur" taser gun nigga",and "two german shepherds"!!hahahahaha,naw but for real the same shit happened to my wife and i in albuquerque,but the cops did not issue us a warning,as soon as we tried to wait for our desi driver ,one of the pigs pushed her and I got mad,I told them to keep thier fuckin hands off of my wife(naturally) and I told them that i was recording them with my phone,then i got taken down to the asphault and ratpacked by about 5 of those poosies.I did not threaten them in any way but I got charged with assault on a police officer and i got to pay for the fuckin ambulance fees plus the x ray fees and hospital fees and a fuckin lawer which landed up costing me 2500 just for her to make me feel like we have a chance at beating my wack ass charges among other things and my phone was stomped on and broken.You got off kinda easy and if i were you i would make an official "i got beat up by joe vertigo" t shirt

BIllyMerxAlot said:

Correct, billy did try to be a hero, and was shitfaced. Generally when someone says "move outta the way" they give the people a second to react. Its not my job to hunt down who spraypainted the bus. Did you remember when yall came back to Portland, Tech met up with Illmaculate and they recorded a song? Remember the bald guy that showed up with Mac??? oh, and it was a black eye you got him with, not a jaw. Now, the way that night ended was ok, we work for the bank so it made for a hellofa story Monday morning.
Techn9ne's Bodyguard said:

As I respond to you billy, let me start off by saying I feel like you're being a little girlish by calling me an asshole, and a prick.
But yeah, I might remember. I was throwing somebody out of the gate for tagging the tour bus. Security yelled,"Move out of the way"!!!!!!! (over and over again), at the small group of people that were standing in front of the gate as I wrestled the guy towards the gate, which is the only exit behind the venue. Like dummies, they just stood there and didn't move. I got the guy through the gate, and sadly enough the girl was accidentally hit with the gate. Then the tough guy ran up yelling with his hands up like he wanted to fight, I told him that was an accident, and to back up. He ran up again, fist balled up attempting to punch, then he caught a nice one to the jaw, he goes down, his wife tried to kick me, I caught her foot, as billy badass was screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO", trying to get her to stop. billy realized his homie went night night for running up on me, billy's adrenaline kicked in, billy tried to be a hero, billy ran up, then billy got slammed, since he threw a slow ass punch that my prick ass dodged. I actually went easy on you three billy. Be thankful that we were not in a dark alley. Thank you billy for posting this, because I am generally a nice person. And everybody knows it. You shouldn't hang out too close to security at shows because you never know what could happen. This is why you were asked to move. The three of you were drunk, and I was defending myself to the extent of the law. So, like any grown ass man, if you try to hit me, I will defend myself. I'm a bodyguard. I'm there for peace. Drunk and dis-orderly fans like you, and your buddy, make it hard for other fans to get autographs and pictures after shows. Also, you can't fight worth shit. So why would you try to fight me? So, you don't like me, and I don't care. Sorry and Shit. You're probably a nice guy, when you're sober at least. So get over it. Or maybe you can hire a bodyguard like me, that's willing to put his own well-being on the line to protect you, your crew, your business, and basically your life investment. This is an example of what not to do by a secured tour bus. That bus is our home on the road. You are not alone. I understand your pain. I understand your anguish. You were hype about the show, drinking, and kicking it. You just so happened to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time, trying to fight the wrong guy. Hell, if you like Techn9ne so much, why didn't you try to fight the guy who was tagging the tour bus? That's what a loyal Tech fan would've done? But, you know, who's perfect? We all make mistakes. But maybe,...I just wanted to clarify what really happened, just so you could rest easy knowing I apologize, and I might remember whooping you and your buddies ass. Maybe I just made this whole thing up. Maybe none of this happened, and I'm just going along with it for the readers sake. Who knows.

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