Masterbate to porn right now. Also im going to tie a noose around my neck for erotic esphixiation.

Someone be my spotter?

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I'm down.
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i get the feeling youre up. fagness.

Squall Leonhart said:
I'm down.
Can i borrow your monkey?

TK said:
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Wait thats not right.

May i borrow your monkey?

Cørpørate Avenger said:
Can i borrow your monkey?

TK said:
wtf Pictures, Images and Photos
I like where this is going.

Cørpørate Avenger said:
Can i borrow your monkey?

TK said:
wtf Pictures, Images and Photos
Just be warned that this monkey may cause:

Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Penis Loss
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Rational change of sexuality
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy or
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health.

Squall Leonhart said:
I like where this is going.

Cørpørate Avenger said:
Can i borrow your monkey?

TK said:
wtf Pictures, Images and Photos
... haha, hi corporate! :D i brought you a fleshlight.
Pepto bismol yo

TK said:
Just be warned that this monkey may cause:

Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Penis Loss
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Rational change of sexuality
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy or
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health.
Why do i need a fleshlight when i can just give you meth and use your face?

Halii said:
... haha, hi corporate! :D i brought you a fleshlight.
);

Cørpørate Avenger said:
Why do i need a fleshlight when i can just give you meth and use your face?

Halii said:
... haha, hi corporate! :D i brought you a fleshlight.

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