Make her some cyanide pudding, drag your nuts across her face when she's choking, inject her with your own bodily fluids, perform a mushroom stamp on her ass, watch her die slowly, then ressurrect her with a potion from the fountain of youth.....I could go on......
But basically, after all is said and done GROW THE FUCK UP AND DON'T ASK A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON A DISCUSSION PAGE WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU SISSY.
quit digging up shit that has no place on the fuckin front page of the blogs. Shit gets annoying as hell... if you're so bored you need to be posting and putting down shit for advice on something that's from last fucking year then..... JUST DON'T POST. its simple, if you've got nothing to say, you don't need to be bothering everyone with your boredom by making up shit to say. like if you've got a joke or somethin funny, sure, but when you're writing full paragraphs on nothing at all, just quit.
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