What do you think is the funniest tech n9ne lyiric from any song he is on?

For me it is his drunken ramble on Happy Birthday off of Genius

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i flow like a wata gala gala u dada? him who balla him betta then him who full of shikaka" or someshit from i think everybody move lol
Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

Show Me A God said:
Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that? Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?

Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground
take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles
I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do
BITCH! hell wrong wit you?
Like a man dong aka a A PENIS

Show Me A God said:
What the hells a dongll do LOL Cørpørate Avenger said:
Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

Show Me A God said:
Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that? Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?

Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground
take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles
I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do
BITCH! hell wrong wit you?
Lol i was just tryin to drink n se what the donga do maybe he said donk but it sounds like dong lol idk. But my answer ftw lmao

Show Me A God said:
LOL, I gotta disagree with that. I'm gonna stick by the lyrics I typed. Even if it is wrong, I'm not gonna write a lyric if Tech's talking about his penis, that's gay lol Cørpørate Avenger said:
Like a man dong aka a A PENIS

Show Me A God said:
What the hells a dongll do LOL Cørpørate Avenger said:
Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

Show Me A God said:
Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that? Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?
Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do
BITCH! hell wrong wit you?
theres a couple
"I might make her wanna swa-wing a Prada
But once I get up on 'em I can do my thing I gotta
Hey batta batta batta batta swa-ing a batta
He cannot he cannot he cannot swa-wing a batta?"

"kiss my ac/dc thats anus colon dookie chamber"

ha i saw him perform that birthday verse at da sickology show... he started off crwaling on da ground n then he made it look like he was peeong on d wall, it was fkn funny
Damn, that would be hilarious to see, maybe they'll make a vid for it, they did say Krizz might havbe another single and video off the GENIUS album!

JJ diaz said:
theres a couple
"I might make her wanna swa-wing a Prada
But once I get up on 'em I can do my thing I gotta
Hey batta batta batta batta swa-ing a batta
He cannot he cannot he cannot swa-wing a batta?"

"kiss my ac/dc thats anus colon dookie chamber"

ha i saw him perform that birthday verse at da sickology show... he started off crwaling on da ground n then he made it look like he was peeong on d wall, it was fkn funny
Well fuck i wouldve cried from laughing if i had seen that

JJ diaz said:
theres a couple "I might make her wanna swa-wing a Prada But once I get up on 'em I can do my thing I gotta
Hey batta batta batta batta swa-ing a batta
He cannot he cannot he cannot swa-wing a batta?"

"kiss my ac/dc thats anus colon dookie chamber"

ha i saw him perform that birthday verse at da sickology show... he started off crwaling on da ground n then he made it look like he was peeong on d wall, it was fkn funny
Not if he is talking about using it to fuck a chick.

Show Me A God said:
LOL, I gotta disagree with that. I'm gonna stick by the lyrics I typed. Even if it is wrong, I'm not gonna write a lyric if Tech's talking about his penis, that's gay lol

Cørpørate Avenger said:
Like a man dong aka a A PENIS

Show Me A God said:
What the hells a dongll do LOL Cørpørate Avenger said:
Lol im pretty sure its i just wanted to drink and see what the dongll do

Show Me A God said:
Are we there yet? Are you scared yet? You got a pussy in your pants, wanna share that? Let me in, I'mma rip it then I'mma tear that.
I'm trynta eat a bitch where the motherfuckin hair at?
Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground take off your god damn belt, put em around your ankles
I'mma tie your wrists myself, i just wanted to drink and show you what song would do
BITCH! hell wrong wit you?
Not the funniest lyric, but one of the funniest things I've heard him say was this...
One time a bitch was givin me head, and I farted.....
Made me laugh hard as hell when I heard that.
Neighbors be complaining when i make ur pussy beatbox
"Havin' fantasies of eatin' nipples n noodles" from T9X

"You get your double dose of dick a day, hey" from Real Sex

(Side comment) can u imagine walkin up to a girl and asking if she had her double dose of dick today? LMAO!
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