Tyler

Competiton Time! Who's the wittiest mother fucker on this site?

Simple rules- Post it if its funny or fuckin clever.

1) Make it witty

2) Doesn't have to be original(just to get more shit poppin)

3) Keep it short-ish

4) Go.

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Haha yeah Kevin gets it.. I didnt think anyone would figure out what I meant.

Kevin Maxfield said:
The phrase "Christmas in July" because he said Jesus died in the summer.

michael said:
no, i still dont know...

Brandon, The Destroyer said:

Why do we celebrate Jesus's Birthday on Christmas... Didnt he die sumetime in the summer Oh My God... Now you know where we got the phrase.

After I finish with Britny Spears Ill hit up Paris Hilton... I wont go to jail since Ill be filming this.

7? lost count



Alex M said:

brandon is straight

USEEWHATIDIDTHERE???

You must be exhausted from running in my mind all day !

Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light. It’s a comet that is streaking towards us.
 It will be here in about 3 hours. So would you like to have sex?

 

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

 

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

 

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his aspiration,
in a girl's reception, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

 

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1881

 

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

 

I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

 

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes,
why do some people get married more than once.

 

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

 

You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl.



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