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The phrase "Christmas in July" because he said Jesus died in the summer.
michael said:no, i still dont know...
Brandon, The Destroyer said:Why do we celebrate Jesus's Birthday on Christmas... Didnt he die sumetime in the summer Oh My God... Now you know where we got the phrase.
After I finish with Britny Spears Ill hit up Paris Hilton... I wont go to jail since Ill be filming this.
brandon is straight
USEEWHATIDIDTHERE???
You must be exhausted from running in my mind all day !
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light. It’s a comet that is streaking towards us.
It will be here in about 3 hours. So would you like to have sex?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his aspiration,
in a girl's reception, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1881
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes,
why do some people get married more than once.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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