Competiton Time! Who's the wittiest mother fucker on this site?
Simple rules- Post it if its funny or fuckin clever.
1) Make it witty
2) Doesn't have to be original(just to get more shit poppin)
3) Keep it short-ish
4) Go.
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Permalink Reply by Tyler on -
EX:
- shit, i'm happier than a fag with two assholes
- if sex is a weapon then i'm ready to go blaaaaam!
- don't do drugs... without me
- i'm fresh to death, and now i'm at the point of dyin
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Permalink Reply by Jeremy Zakrajsek on -
if it was raining pussy youd'e get hit with a dick.
Tyler said:EX:
- shit, i'm happier than a fag with two assholes
- if sex is a weapon then i'm ready to go blaaaaam!
- don't do drugs... without me
- i'm fresh to death, and now i'm at the point of dyin
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Permalink Reply by ThatUglyDude on -
If masturbation was a sport, Im mvp
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Permalink Reply by Jeremy Zakrajsek on
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if it was a masturbation race you would win 1st and 3rd
ThatUglyDude said:If masturbation was a sport, Im mvp
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Permalink Reply by Lil Boosie on -
Am I the only person who thinks this was funny? lol. Funniest line so far imo
Jackie said:If you're fresh to death, then I'm deceased.
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Permalink Reply by ThatUglyDude on
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if having a little penis was a disability, I WANT MY CHECK
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Permalink Reply by ThatUglyDude on
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Instead of condoms men have to where life jackets,when dippn in her vagina
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Permalink Reply by ThatUglyDude on
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I think me and bigfoot are related, cuz we both got hairy palms
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