theres this random site i just found to day, you just chat one on one with some randomly picked stranger :S its www.omegle.com

 

anyway im gonna have a chat and see what random shit happens, and post it here.

 

Stranger: hi
You: boobs.
Stranger: are u boy?
You: only on the weekend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

lmao

 

im bored so this is what im gonna be doing for the next hour or so. if your as bored as me you should join me in my quest.

 

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You: Please... I don't want to talk..
Stranger: y
You: My heart is broken...
Stranger: same here
You: *ejaculates on your chest*
You have disconnected.

LOL

 

You: hi
Stranger: hello, I'm about to ejaculate
You: im 9 and what is this?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: hey
You: sup
You: actually
You: i dont care
You: just fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lol .....this site is funny as hell
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: you are loved and you are worth it!
You: who the fuck are you?
Stranger: I am Sarah
You: hi Sarah im Ben, Ben Dover.
Stranger: Hi Ben how are you?
You: what the fuck is your problem bitch?you think you can just ask me questions like that? YOU DONT KNOW ME BITCH!
Stranger: BITCH I DO KNOW YOU! IM SANTA CLAUS I SEE YOU WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING BITCH!
You: what the fuck are you on drugs? its not christmas....this is America bitch!
Stranger: LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING COAL THIS CHRISTMAS... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
You: i get what the fuck i want hoe....now go back to the corners and make my money!
You: *Pimpslaps Sarah
Stranger: BITCH IM SANTA CLAUS YOU GET WHAT I GIVE YOU BITCH!
Stranger: OR I WILL SEND THE EVIL ELVES YOU CUT A BITCH!
Stranger: have a nice day ben, this has been fun!
You: Fun?matter fact bring me that fuckin coal whore ill burn you and your fuckin goon ass elves ill show you fun!!!!!!
Stranger: good luck with that they are ninja elves, you will never see them punk ass
Stranger: bye :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: I can grant you one wish.
Stranger: any wish
You: nope i seen the wish master
You: fuck that
Stranger: I can grant anything
You: nope no thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love this thread, had to bump it. I was a little bored tonight Haha

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: when i say tech you say n9ne

You: tech

Stranger: why

Stranger: for what reasson

You: cause stone cold said so

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i am not a believer

You: im sorry to hear that

You: maybe you should let jesus christ in to your heart

Stranger: want to hear a joke?

You: i have a joke

Stranger: ok

Stranger: =)

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: answer the fucking door its me you asshole!

Stranger: very good

Stranger: my turn

You: i know.. I jus made that up

Stranger: wanna hear my joke?

You: sure

Stranger: sex

You: is that it?

Stranger: yes

You: that joke sucked

Stranger: or did it?

You: it did

Stranger: perhaps in a quantum universe the joke was pure genius

You: no.. it was pure suckage

Stranger: i guesss we will never know will we

You: i know

You: and what i know is, it sucked

Stranger: well then

Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: FU?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Stranger: hey

You: wassup wassup

Stranger: m/f?

You: you like to party?

Stranger: duh

You: our dicks are huge...

You: you can see them from space

Stranger: ...

Stranger: i am uncercomsized

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you my daddy?

You: i can be

You: are you dirty?

Stranger: only sometimes

You: bitch, i like um dirty 24/7

Stranger: haha well then...

Stranger: i could be dirty for you

You: like sandy and shit?

You: or muddy, like REAL REAL muddy

Stranger: oh fuck yeah

Stranger: whatever u want ;)

You: fuckin dust mites and shit

Stranger: mmm

You: and lint, shit turns me on

Stranger: baby i'm covered in lint

You: i'll be your lint roller

Stranger: mmm yes with your tongue

You: scotch gaurd that shit

Stranger: so erotic

You: i aint gonna wash it

You: fuck soap

You: fuckin bitch ass soap

Stranger: you should watch the most recent video on efukt

You: fuck that video, were makin a new one

You: in a sandbox

Stranger: no seriously!

Stranger: go to efukt and watch the top movie

You: i like um on top

You: ridin n shit

You: like a fuckin penny poney ride at wal mart

You: what you know about that wal mart porn?

Stranger: SHE BUYIN PANTYPANTYPANTYPANTYPANTYPANTY HOES

You: they better be dirty

You: like dropped on the floor and shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

hahaha I'm done. That was funny as hell though

MEMORIES!!!

THANK YOU BASED TK

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