Chat with randoms and post it lol get it to 1000!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Gareth on June 13, 2011 at 1:43am

You: yo
Stranger: I like chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!
You: thats great...i love areolas
Stranger: what is that?
You: thee area around the nipple
Stranger: oh
Stranger: asl
You: 19/m/nunya biz

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Permalink Reply by ＭʞƝ♕ on June 13, 2011 at 1:47am

Stranger: hi

You: can i stick it in ur balloon knot?

Stranger: whats that?

You: ur asshole

Stranger: nah. im not gay bro.

You: what if i said no homo?

Stranger: the no homo rule is null and void at that point...

You: no way if i say no homo then by rule it cant be considered homo so were fine

Stranger: sorry. not intersted.

You: u dont know if u like something till u try it

Stranger: im pretty sure im not gonna like that dude.... see ya later...

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Permalink Reply by ＭʞƝ♕ on June 13, 2011 at 1:49am

lol

Gareth Mestes said:

You: yo
Stranger: I like chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!
You: thats great...i love areolas
Stranger: what is that?
You: thee area around the nipple
Stranger: oh
Stranger: asl
You: 19/m/nunya biz

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Permalink Reply by dizzy on June 13, 2011 at 2:22am

You: hey yo bitch

Stranger: sup nigga?

You: i love you bitch

Stranger: Yo moving too fast

You: i thought you were into that kinda shit no?

Stranger: no.. i thought you knew me better than that

You: guess ur not the one for me then whore

Stranger: Dog you need to sort out that bi-polar before you get anything

You: im bi-winning

Stranger: mhmmm

You: word......... u like cock?

You: =====D

Stranger: I prefer chicken... They taste better...

You: i like eating bitches after i cut them up.

Stranger: Knife???

You: razor blades are way more precise

Stranger: Butcher knifes are amazing

Stranger: you can do anything with them

You: no, you can't.

Stranger: Yes you can

You: you can't

Stranger: Well i can

Stranger: maybe they just don't like you

You: please explain to me how you would smoke a butcher knife?

You: HAHA!!! CAN'T!!

Stranger: Please explain to me how you would smoke a razor blade?

You: cant. there only good for cutting.

You: your fuckin neck.

Stranger: too bad it wouldn't do anything to me

You: can i suck your tongue?

Stranger: no... Wouldn't want to pick up whatever STD's you have

You: HIV is curable now.

You: its ok, i swear i wont kill you

Stranger: Still I don't want it

Stranger: and really you should be worried about me killing you

You: im still missing herpes.... know where i can get some?

You: cant kill me..... juggalos dont die

Stranger: I'm pretty sure your gf's full of it

Stranger: I'm already dead sooo...

You: i wish!!!

You: i want a dead bitch...

Stranger: You wish she had herpes or a girlfriend??

Stranger: Good for you! I hope you find one soon

You: i wish i had a dead bitch with herpes.

Stranger: Good luck finding one of those

You: there rare........ but if i catch one, imma throw that cunt in the trunk an keep it there

Stranger: Remember to use chains and cuffs

Stranger: don't want her to escape

You: i prefer just cutting the limbs off, that way she cant go no where, no strugglin, and i got food for a week or so

You: and i can fuck her dead body all i want

Stranger: A little piece of heaven right?

You: like my own slice of anghellic pizza

Stranger: Guys have it so much easier... i couldn't do that

You: why not?

Stranger: Because chicks like me kinda need the guy to be alive

You: ohhh...... well that sucks huh? live people are no fun....

Stranger: I know... Absolutely no fun at all

Stranger: Although the torture can be alright

You: i like to rape dirty little whores before i kill them

Stranger: That's lovely thankyou for sharing

You: yep

Stranger: I prefer to disembowel people hang up the bodies and bathe in the pretty red blood

You: no no no.... the blood is nasty...... worst part of the whole meal.... the flesh and meat is where all the flavor is

Stranger: I didn't say i drank the blood! I just love the colour....

You: oh... i usually drink it

Stranger: You don't let anyhting og to waste do you

Stranger: go*

You: nope. bones are good for beating my next victims

Stranger: Beating??? You know bones can be awefully good at stabbing and gouging as well?

You: yeah i gouge out eyes and hang them around the house for decoration

Stranger: string them together and decorate the christmas tree...

You: good idea

Stranger: I'm full of them

You: u like sucking cock?

Stranger: Not particularly...

Stranger: How about you?

You: nwever

You: never

Stranger: Should I be proud?

You: no. you should be ashamed.

Stranger: Oh really.... Why?

You: because u bathe in blood...... filthy whore

Stranger: Hunny i'm pretty sure you're more slutty than I am

You: i like hunny..... goes great with severed arieola's

Stranger: It also goes well with the heart

You: arieola is the area around the nipple.

Stranger: Yes I know that

Stranger: thank you for pointing that out... Do I seem like a total idiot to you

You: yes.

You: alot of people aren't informed about arieolas

Stranger: Well I am... I think I shall go and talk to someone who isn't as malagrugrous as you....

You: fuck off

Stranger: Was just about to

You: get the fuck outa here

Stranger: Hope your killing life is full of blood and death

You: psycho bitch

Stranger: You know it

You: will be if i see u..... i love you but fuck you

Stranger: I love you too but no thanks

You: fuck the fuck off then

Stranger: language...........

You: fuck

You: shit

You: cunt

You: whore

You: nigger

You: asshole

You: bitch

You: cracker

Stranger: slut*

You: yes, slut is a bad word too

Stranger: not really

You: true........ i like sluts...

Stranger: that's because youa re one..

You: thought you were going to go find u a "nice guy"

Stranger: ... Who said I wanted a nice guy?

Stranger: I quite like you

You: ooohhh baby

You: REAL KILLER=that is me

Stranger: I'm death

Stranger: DEATH=me

You: and i'm immortal

Stranger: So am i

You: ALUCARD

You: everlasting

You: timeless

Stranger: memento mori means nothing to me

You: word......

You: u ehard of tech?

You: he's like the best in the midwest

Stranger: ... who?

You: tech n9ne.

You: he's like the best, he built his nest in the midwest

Stranger: yeeaaahhh... I'm guessing you're talking about music????

You: When I was younger I used to faint at the sight
Of blood, now that I'm older I noticed it ain't at the
Sight of blood now the sight of blood equals the very
First sight of love, menstrual cycles feelin' like you right
At your height of drugs

Bleed 4 me baby angel hart rage fuckin' you makes
Me feel a murderous sensation blood mixed with 
Ejaculation cum bustin' bump heads till concussions
After we done fuckin' if I can't get the spirit I've won
Nothin'

You: haha yes

Stranger: rapper?

You: yessim

You: only the best.

Stranger: do you like rnb?

You: and i dont like much rap

You: not for me.

Stranger: thank goodness for that

Stranger: I love you

You: im a juggalo.

You: techn9cian.

You: stranger

You: kottonmouth king

You: I am a nightmare walkin', psychopath talkin' brain
Deteriorating cause of x pill poppin' I got
More troubles what ever you got it doubles
And triples and quadruples having fantasies of eating
Nipples and noodles

Stranger: How do you like Heavy Metal?

You: go to youtube. listen to "Trapped In A Psycho's Body"

You: i like some of it. but more into sublime than slipknot

Stranger: A7X???

You: huh?

Stranger: Avenged Sevenfold

You: never heard that before

Stranger: Go listen to A Little Piece of heaven

Stranger: You will fall in love

Stranger: and Scream

Stranger: Listen to Scream

You: only if you listen to Trapped In A Psycho's Body. by Tech N9ne

Stranger: ok I will

You: ok. 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: go.

You: b back in a few minutes

Stranger: yep

You: this song is awesome.... video is dope

Stranger: Thought you'd like them... I actually really like him, and that's saying something since i usually don't like rap

You: tech isnt your average rapper...

You: u would like alot of his shit... specially older shit from him

Stranger: I'll keep that in mind... damn I really like the rap

You: check out Blackened The Sun... also by tech

Stranger: mkay

You: space heater for a dead pussy is perfect........ keep it warm an moist

You: best idea ever

Stranger: Yep, A7X are amazing.. The Rev (the one who wrote the song) died though.... Such a pity

You: that sucks......thats a tight song though for real.... gonna check out some more of their shit

Stranger: They are epic and you will love them, try The Art of Subconscious illusion

You: youtubin it now

Stranger: excellent

You: try Psycho Bitch..... one of my favorites from tech.....

Stranger: Ok i shall

You: the whole Anghellic album is amazing....

You: dude is nothing like any other rapper out there... on a totally different level of music.... STRANGE music.

Stranger: I love it, the lyrics are epic

Stranger: his music is so weird I love it

You: he's got about 12 albums out now, dating back to like the late 80's

You: yeah, like i said im not a big fan of rap, but tech is my favorite artist of all time.... and he's got songs about everything. literally

You: Hope For A Higher Power is a good track...

Stranger: He sounds awesome

You: the #1 independent artist in the world..

Stranger: wow

You: made his own label (Strange Music) and his new cd is #3 on the billboards right now. thats all music, not just rap, an not just independent

Stranger: damn good for him he's done amazingly well

You: hell yeah. check out Delusional.. its off his new cd, came out last week

Stranger: mkay hold on

You: word

Stranger: He's got a way with words

You: like no other...

Stranger: I kind need to make room for him on my ipod...

Stranger: kinda*

You: haha yeah, i'm glad to be able to give you the gift of Tech N9ne.... so many people dont know about him, or dont take the time to listen when they hear about him..... i been listening to his music since about 2000.... and i'm always waiting for the next album to drop

You: i keep thinkin eventually he's gonna fall off an the next one will suck, but hasnt happened yet... an most rappers fall off after a year or a couple "good" songs

Stranger: Thank you very muchly haha...since 2000... how old are you?

Stranger: Yep that's true.. Eminem's stuff is utter crap

You: 19. lol i been jammin tech since i was a lil kid

Stranger: lol

You: yeah, eminem was good for a while... but fell off after about 3 albums of good shit..... tech has 12+ completely solid albums

Stranger: good taste in music since you were young

Stranger: true true

You: yeah, i wasnt on no backstreet boy band bullshit

Stranger: Thank God for that

You: yeah, actually i thank my dude ronnie for lettin me hear it..

You: Einstein was the first tech n9ne song i ever heard, and i havent been able to stop listening since

You: check that one out too, Einstein.

Stranger: shall I do it now or later?

You: RIGHT NOW!!!

You: lol

Stranger: OK! settle down

You: yeah, sorry an shit, i just get a little excited sometimes. i'm a promotor for Strange Music, been a part of their street team for 5 years now, pushin out flyers, posters an CD samplers an shit for them to get Tech more known

You: and i love it when i meet someone that dont know bout tech, an through me they hear some of his music, and tell me how awesome it is... thats the best thing ever

You: better than fucking a dead whore with HIV and eating her arms and legs

Stranger: hahahahahahahaha that's pretty good lol

Stranger: I need to go get his stuff.... as soon as possible....

You: lol hell yeah u do!!!

You: i always download music, but thats the only artist i really support, i buy all his albums. they actually worth it

Stranger: it's good, i really like him haha

You: haha hells yeah.... makes me feel like i'm doing my job right

Stranger: You are lol

You: word! check out This Ring

Stranger: haha ok

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Permalink Reply by ₡₱♛ on June 13, 2011 at 4:27am

^ that makes me wonder why anyone would want to follow king gordy...

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 4:44am

Omg LOL

 

You: _ _ _ _

You: 4 tries

Stranger: f 15

You: go

You: hang man

You: go

Stranger: male

You: smfh

Stranger: emmm

You: HANGMAN

You: _ _ _ _

Stranger: clue ?

You: no

You: its 4 letters

You: you dont need a clue!!!

You: GO!

Stranger: fire

You: WRONG

Stranger: dude

You: Say letters god dammit

Stranger: a ?

You: no

You: 3 more

You: go

Stranger: i ?

You: no try harder

You: 2 more

Stranger: o ?

You: NO last chance!

Stranger: u ?

You: _ u _ _

Stranger: c ?

You: c u _ _

Stranger: t ?

You: c u _ t

Stranger: n ?

You: .... cult... you're fucking disgusting, reported

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Permalink Reply by Katastrofik303 on June 13, 2011 at 10:10am

You: asl?

Stranger: you are not allowed to be perverted

You: dont tell me what the fuck to do bitch

Stranger: oh shut the fuck up

You: ill throw a bitch in the god damn trunk!

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: dont kill me

Stranger: but i swear if you fucking act perverted i will feed you my left over tampons

You: mmmm id love that

You: xD

Stranger: look unicorn

You: you like gettin fucked by unicorns?

You: thats kinky

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: yea

Stranger: it is

Stranger: are you a unicorn?

You: no ima fuckin walking paradox

You: NO IM NOT!

You: threesomes with a fuckin trycerotops!

You: you there?

You: *Waits for this bitch to switch out her tampon*

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Permalink Reply by Katastrofik303 on June 13, 2011 at 11:02am

THIS ONE WAS CREEPY

Stranger: salut

You: salue?

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: hi

You: nshit

You: hey

You: ....

Stranger: where you from?

You: im 12 with a grown man dick lookin for some hoes on here that i can pimp around the usa

You: =)

You: and you?

Stranger: I see

You: tell me youre a female

Stranger: I'm 25 with a little boy dick, we were obviously mashed in a some strange science expereiment;, I want my dick back!

You: dude gross ima 12 year old boy lookin for girls and youre a 25 year old guy tellin me about your dick.....wtf u chomo

Stranger:its okay you said youhave a grown man dick,thats all that counts :)

You:GTFO BEFORE I FUCKIN FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND MURDER YOU!BITCH ASS NIGGA!

Stranger:oh youre making me horny..

You:MITCH BADE NIGGA!

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Permalink Reply by Fonz on June 13, 2011 at 11:57am

You: hoe?

Stranger: hoe whhere are you from?

You: wv u?

Stranger: onko joku suomestaaaaa haluun seksii

You: oh this is america bitch speak english

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Permalink Reply by Katastrofik303 on June 13, 2011 at 12:49pm

Stranger: tell a stranger your darkest secret.

You: it burns when i pee and i pee blood

Stranger: that's very sad to hear. Have you tried to see a doctor?

You: yea sure so uuhh whats your secret?

Stranger: i'm the victim of a father raping his daughter and have horrible trust issues because of it.

You: =O

You: have you tried to cut his dick off yet?

Stranger: sadly, there is no way I would ever become quite so violent. but every day is a new gift. live it to the fullest my dear stranger. i hope you get better and no longer pee blood. :]

You: i hope you kill your dad even though he brought you in this world.....and cut his dick off,shove it down his throat,and watch him die slow

You: what he did is very wrong

Stranger: This I know very well. Thanks for listening to my secret and telling me yours, but I must be going for now. Don't forget to tell everyone you know that they're amazing people. You might save some lives. :]] Goodbye stranger.

You: ok i will stop fucking girls on their period and ill start killing rapists from now on....thank you for listening and the advice to tell everyone i fuckin hate human beings!

Stranger: no problem.

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Permalink Reply by Katastrofik303 on June 13, 2011 at 12:52pm

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: ima 57 year old grandpa livin in the U.S. lookin for a good time with young hot girls

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Permalink Reply by Katastrofik303 on June 13, 2011 at 12:57pm

Stranger: hiii

You: hey there

Stranger: m 21 frm india here

Stranger: hbu

You: im a horny 48 year old grandmother lookin for young boys to seduce!

Stranger: fuckkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuu

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