theres this random site i just found to day, you just chat one on one with some randomly picked stranger :S its www.omegle.com

 

anyway im gonna have a chat and see what random shit happens, and post it here.

 

Stranger: hi
You: boobs.
Stranger: are u boy?
You: only on the weekend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

lmao

 

im bored so this is what im gonna be doing for the next hour or so. if your as bored as me you should join me in my quest.

 

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You: yo
Stranger: I like chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!
You: thats great...i love areolas
Stranger: what is that?
You: thee area around the nipple
Stranger: oh
Stranger: asl
You: 19/m/nunya biz
Stranger: hi
You: can i stick it in ur balloon knot?
Stranger: whats that?
You: ur asshole
Stranger: nah. im not gay bro.
You: what if i said no homo?
Stranger: the no homo rule is null and void at that point...
You: no way if i say no homo then by rule it cant be considered homo so were fine
Stranger: sorry. not intersted.
You: u dont know if u like something till u try it
Stranger: im pretty sure im not gonna like that dude.... see ya later...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol

Gareth Mestes said:
You: yo
Stranger: I like chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!
You: thats great...i love areolas
Stranger: what is that?
You: thee area around the nipple
Stranger: oh
Stranger: asl
You: 19/m/nunya biz
You: hey yo bitch
Stranger: sup nigga?
You: i love you bitch
Stranger: Yo moving too fast
You: i thought you were into that kinda shit no?
Stranger: no.. i thought you knew me better than that
You: guess ur not the one for me then whore
Stranger: Dog you need to sort out that bi-polar before you get anything
You: im bi-winning
Stranger: mhmmm
You: word......... u like cock?
You: =====D
Stranger: I prefer chicken... They taste better...
You: i like eating bitches after i cut them up.
Stranger: Knife???
You: razor blades are way more precise
Stranger: Butcher knifes are amazing
Stranger: you can do anything with them
You: no, you can't.
Stranger: Yes you can
You: you can't
Stranger: Well i can
Stranger: maybe they just don't like you
You: please explain to me how you would smoke a butcher knife?
You: HAHA!!! CAN'T!!
Stranger: Please explain to me how you would smoke a razor blade?
You: cant. there only good for cutting.
You: your fuckin neck.
Stranger: too bad it wouldn't do anything to me
You: can i suck your tongue?
Stranger: no... Wouldn't want to pick up whatever STD's you have
You: HIV is curable now.
You: its ok, i swear i wont kill you
Stranger: Still I don't want it
Stranger: and really you should be worried about me killing you
You: im still missing herpes.... know where i can get some?
You: cant kill me..... juggalos dont die
Stranger: I'm pretty sure your gf's full of it
Stranger: I'm already dead sooo...
You: i wish!!!
You: i want a dead bitch...
Stranger: You wish she had herpes or a girlfriend??
Stranger: Good for you! I hope you find one soon
You: i wish i had a dead bitch with herpes.
Stranger: Good luck finding one of those
You: there rare........ but if i catch one, imma throw that cunt in the trunk an keep it there
Stranger: Remember to use chains and cuffs
Stranger: don't want her to escape
You: i prefer just cutting the limbs off, that way she cant go no where, no strugglin, and i got food for a week or so
You: and i can fuck her dead body all i want
Stranger: A little piece of heaven right?
You: like my own slice of anghellic pizza
Stranger: Guys have it so much easier... i couldn't do that
You: why not?
Stranger: Because chicks like me kinda need the guy to be alive
You: ohhh...... well that sucks huh? live people are no fun....
Stranger: I know... Absolutely no fun at all
Stranger: Although the torture can be alright
You: i like to rape dirty little whores before i kill them
Stranger: That's lovely thankyou for sharing
You: yep
Stranger: I prefer to disembowel people hang up the bodies and bathe in the pretty red blood
You: no no no.... the blood is nasty...... worst part of the whole meal.... the flesh and meat is where all the flavor is
Stranger: I didn't say i drank the blood! I just love the colour....
You: oh... i usually drink it
Stranger: You don't let anyhting og to waste do you
Stranger: go*
You: nope. bones are good for beating my next victims
Stranger: Beating??? You know bones can be awefully good at stabbing and gouging as well?
You: yeah i gouge out eyes and hang them around the house for decoration
Stranger: string them together and decorate the christmas tree...
You: good idea
Stranger: I'm full of them
You: u like sucking cock?
Stranger: Not particularly...
Stranger: How about you?
You: nwever
You: never
Stranger: Should I be proud?
You: no. you should be ashamed.
Stranger: Oh really.... Why?
You: because u bathe in blood...... filthy whore
Stranger: Hunny i'm pretty sure you're more slutty than I am
You: i like hunny..... goes great with severed arieola's
Stranger: It also goes well with the heart
You: arieola is the area around the nipple.
Stranger: Yes I know that
Stranger: thank you for pointing that out... Do I seem like a total idiot to you
You: yes.
You: alot of people aren't informed about arieolas
Stranger: Well I am... I think I shall go and talk to someone who isn't as malagrugrous as you....
You: fuck off
Stranger: Was just about to
You: get the fuck outa here
Stranger: Hope your killing life is full of blood and death
You: psycho bitch
Stranger: You know it
You: will be if i see u..... i love you but fuck you
Stranger: I love you too but no thanks
You: fuck the fuck off then
Stranger: language...........
You: fuck
You: shit
You: cunt
You: whore
You: nigger
You: asshole
You: bitch
You: cracker
Stranger: slut*
You: yes, slut is a bad word too
Stranger: not really
You: true........ i like sluts...
Stranger: that's because youa re one..
You: thought you were going to go find u a "nice guy"
Stranger: ... Who said I wanted a nice guy?
Stranger: I quite like you
You: ooohhh baby
You: REAL KILLER=that is me
Stranger: I'm death
Stranger: DEATH=me
You: and i'm immortal
Stranger: So am i
You: ALUCARD
You: everlasting
You: timeless
Stranger: memento mori means nothing to me
You: word......
You: u ehard of tech?
You: he's like the best in the midwest
Stranger: ... who?
You: tech n9ne.
You: he's like the best, he built his nest in the midwest
Stranger: yeeaaahhh... I'm guessing you're talking about music????
You: When I was younger I used to faint at the sight
Of blood, now that I'm older I noticed it ain't at the
Sight of blood now the sight of blood equals the very
First sight of love, menstrual cycles feelin' like you right
At your height of drugs

Bleed 4 me baby angel hart rage fuckin' you makes
Me feel a murderous sensation blood mixed with 
Ejaculation cum bustin' bump heads till concussions
After we done fuckin' if I can't get the spirit I've won
Nothin'
You: haha yes
Stranger: rapper?
You: yessim
You: only the best.
Stranger: do you like rnb?
You: and i dont like much rap
You: not for me.
Stranger: thank goodness for that
Stranger: I love you
You: im a juggalo.
You: techn9cian.
You: stranger
You: kottonmouth king
You: I am a nightmare walkin', psychopath talkin' brain
Deteriorating cause of x pill poppin' I got
More troubles what ever you got it doubles
And triples and quadruples having fantasies of eating
Nipples and noodles
Stranger: How do you like Heavy Metal?
You: go to youtube. listen to "Trapped In A Psycho's Body"
You: i like some of it. but more into sublime than slipknot
Stranger: A7X???
You: huh?
Stranger: Avenged Sevenfold
You: never heard that before
Stranger: Go listen to A Little Piece of heaven
Stranger: You will fall in love
Stranger: and Scream
Stranger: Listen to Scream
You: only if you listen to Trapped In A Psycho's Body. by Tech N9ne
Stranger: ok I will
You: ok. 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: go.
You: b back in a few minutes
Stranger: yep
You: this song is awesome.... video is dope
Stranger: Thought you'd like them... I actually really like him, and that's saying something since i usually don't like rap
You: tech isnt your average rapper...
You: u would like alot of his shit... specially older shit from him
Stranger: I'll keep that in mind... damn I really like the rap
You: check out Blackened The Sun... also by tech
Stranger: mkay
You: space heater for a dead pussy is perfect........ keep it warm an moist
You: best idea ever
Stranger: Yep, A7X are amazing.. The Rev (the one who wrote the song) died though.... Such a pity
You: that sucks......thats a tight song though for real.... gonna check out some more of their shit
Stranger: They are epic and you will love them, try The Art of Subconscious illusion
You: youtubin it now
Stranger: excellent
You: try Psycho Bitch..... one of my favorites from tech.....
Stranger: Ok i shall
You: the whole Anghellic album is amazing....
You: dude is nothing like any other rapper out there... on a totally different level of music.... STRANGE music.
Stranger: I love it, the lyrics are epic
Stranger: his music is so weird I love it
You: he's got about 12 albums out now, dating back to like the late 80's
You: yeah, like i said im not a big fan of rap, but tech is my favorite artist of all time.... and he's got songs about everything. literally
You: Hope For A Higher Power is a good track...
Stranger: He sounds awesome
You: the #1 independent artist in the world..
Stranger: wow
You: made his own label (Strange Music) and his new cd is #3 on the billboards right now. thats all music, not just rap, an not just independent
Stranger: damn good for him he's done amazingly well
You: hell yeah. check out Delusional.. its off his new cd, came out last week
Stranger: mkay hold on
You: word
Stranger: He's got a way with words
You: like no other...
Stranger: I kind need to make room for him on my ipod...
Stranger: kinda*
You: haha yeah, i'm glad to be able to give you the gift of Tech N9ne.... so many people dont know about him, or dont take the time to listen when they hear about him..... i been listening to his music since about 2000.... and i'm always waiting for the next album to drop
You: i keep thinkin eventually he's gonna fall off an the next one will suck, but hasnt happened yet... an most rappers fall off after a year or a couple "good" songs
Stranger: Thank you very muchly haha...since 2000... how old are you?
Stranger: Yep that's true.. Eminem's stuff is utter crap
You: 19. lol i been jammin tech since i was a lil kid
Stranger: lol
You: yeah, eminem was good for a while... but fell off after about 3 albums of good shit..... tech has 12+ completely solid albums
Stranger: good taste in music since you were young
Stranger: true true
You: yeah, i wasnt on no backstreet boy band bullshit
Stranger: Thank God for that
You: yeah, actually i thank my dude ronnie for lettin me hear it..
You: Einstein was the first tech n9ne song i ever heard, and i havent been able to stop listening since
You: check that one out too, Einstein.
Stranger: shall I do it now or later?
You: RIGHT NOW!!!
You: lol
Stranger: OK! settle down
You: yeah, sorry an shit, i just get a little excited sometimes. i'm a promotor for Strange Music, been a part of their street team for 5 years now, pushin out flyers, posters an CD samplers an shit for them to get Tech more known
You: and i love it when i meet someone that dont know bout tech, an through me they hear some of his music, and tell me how awesome it is... thats the best thing ever
You: better than fucking a dead whore with HIV and eating her arms and legs
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha that's pretty good lol
Stranger: I need to go get his stuff.... as soon as possible....
You: lol hell yeah u do!!!
You: i always download music, but thats the only artist i really support, i buy all his albums. they actually worth it
Stranger: it's good, i really like him haha
You: haha hells yeah.... makes me feel like i'm doing my job right
Stranger: You are lol
You: word! check out This Ring
Stranger: haha ok
^ that makes me wonder why anyone would want to follow king gordy...

Omg LOL

 

You: _ _ _ _
You: 4 tries
Stranger: f 15
You: go
You: hang man
You: go
Stranger: male
You: smfh
Stranger: emmm
You: HANGMAN
You: _ _ _ _
Stranger: clue ?
You: no
You: its 4 letters
You: you dont need a clue!!!
You: GO!
Stranger: fire
You: WRONG
Stranger: dude
You: Say letters god dammit
Stranger: a ?
You: no
You: 3 more
You: go
Stranger: i ?
You: no try harder
You: 2 more
Stranger: o ?
You: NO last chance!
Stranger: u ?
You: _ u _ _
Stranger: c ?
You: c u _ _
Stranger: t ?
You: c u _ t
Stranger: n ?
You: .... cult... you're fucking disgusting, reported
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl?
Stranger: you are not allowed to be perverted
You: dont tell me what the fuck to do bitch
Stranger: oh shut the fuck up
You: ill throw a bitch in the god damn trunk!
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: dont kill me
Stranger: but i swear if you fucking act perverted i will feed you my left over tampons
You: mmmm id love that
You: xD
Stranger: look unicorn
You: you like gettin fucked by unicorns?
You: thats kinky
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: yea
Stranger: it is
Stranger: are you a unicorn?
You: no ima fuckin walking paradox
You: NO IM NOT!
You: threesomes with a fuckin trycerotops!
You: you there?
You: *Waits for this bitch to switch out her tampon*
THIS ONE WAS CREEPY
Stranger: salut
You: salue?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: hi
You: nshit
You: hey
You: ....
Stranger: where you from?
You: im 12 with a grown man dick lookin for some hoes on here that i can pimp around the usa
You: =)
You: and you?
Stranger: I see
You: tell me youre a female
Stranger: I'm 25 with a little boy dick, we were obviously mashed in a some strange science expereiment;, I want my dick back!
You: dude gross ima 12 year old boy lookin for girls and youre a 25 year old guy tellin me about your dick.....wtf u chomo
Stranger:its okay you said youhave a grown man dick,thats all that counts :)
You:GTFO BEFORE I FUCKIN FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND MURDER YOU!BITCH ASS NIGGA!
Stranger:oh youre making me horny..
You:MITCH BADE NIGGA!
You have disconnected.
You: hoe?
Stranger: hoe whhere are you from?
You: wv u?
Stranger: onko joku suomestaaaaa haluun seksii
You: oh this is america bitch speak english
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: tell a stranger your darkest secret.
You: it burns when i pee and i pee blood
Stranger: that's very sad to hear. Have you tried to see a doctor?
You: yea sure so uuhh whats your secret?
Stranger: i'm the victim of a father raping his daughter and have horrible trust issues because of it.
You: =O
You: have you tried to cut his dick off yet?
Stranger: sadly, there is no way I would ever become quite so violent. but every day is a new gift. live it to the fullest my dear stranger. i hope you get better and no longer pee blood. :]
You: i hope you kill your dad even though he brought you in this world.....and cut his dick off,shove it down his throat,and watch him die slow
You: what he did is very wrong
Stranger: This I know very well. Thanks for listening to my secret and telling me yours, but I must be going for now. Don't forget to tell everyone you know that they're amazing people. You might save some lives. :]] Goodbye stranger.
You: ok i will stop fucking girls on their period and ill start killing rapists from now on....thank you for listening and the advice to tell everyone i fuckin hate human beings!
Stranger: no problem.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: ima 57 year old grandpa livin in the U.S. lookin for a good time with young hot girls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hiii
You: hey there
Stranger: m 21 frm india here
Stranger: hbu
You: im a horny 48 year old grandmother lookin for young boys to seduce!
Stranger: fuckkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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