theres this random site i just found to day, you just chat one on one with some randomly picked stranger :S its www.omegle.com
anyway im gonna have a chat and see what random shit happens, and post it here.
im bored so this is what im gonna be doing for the next hour or so. if your as bored as me you should join me in my quest.
Stranger: hiYou: Lemme ask you somethingStranger: yes?You: If I put my fist in your asshole, would you crumble at the knees?Stranger: noYou: You could withstand the intensity?You: I like thatYou: Ever taken something of considerable mass up the asshole?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.Stranger: hiYou: Hi, I'm a curious and vunerable 13 year old who's home alone ;)Stranger: good for you?You: You should come over ;)Stranger: No?You: why not?Stranger: im not that type of person.You: Let me guess: "I'm a sensitive man who talks about his feelings" typeStranger: im a girl.You: Let me guess: "I'm a girl who doesn't have sexual relations cause I have "self respect" and I am frigid"Stranger: umm noYou: Yes, cause I said so.You: Cause I am always rightYou: Cause I am a man!Stranger: ya i knew that.You: Now do my laundry bitch!Stranger: shut up.You: Don't you tell me what to do, you are a woman.You: Can I ask you something?You: TITS of GTFOStranger: shutupYou: Shouldnt you be in the kitchen or something?You: Instead of being online?Stranger: shut up i dont know u.You: Isn't that the whole point of this chat, bitch? Wow, unsuprisingly, for a woman, you are also stupid.Stranger: wow.You: Yes, you are amazed by my manlinessYou: Now get on your knees and worship me!Stranger: this is just sad.You: You're sad cause you're not in my kitchen aren't you?You: Cheer upYou: One day, one day.Your conversational partner has disconnected.