Chat with randoms and post it lol get it to 1000!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Eddie G on March 11, 2012 at 6:53pm

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Question to discuss: write me a story. one word a person at a time
Stranger: Oranges
You: are
Stranger: super
You: and
Stranger: criminally
You: delicious
Stranger: Therefore
You: I
Stranger: shall
You: eat
Stranger: them
You: when
Stranger: my
You: mom
Stranger: dies
You: tomorrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Pimpalicious Mc Dees Nuts on March 11, 2012 at 7:38pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny m looking for f down for role-play or to trade pics (;

You: hi 14 f usa

Stranger: virgin?

You: yes

Stranger: than u cant masturbate right?

You: yeah I can

Stranger: why u havent fucked

You: Cuz I don't want guys to think i'm a slut

Stranger: than what do u do when u get wet infront of guys?

You: Nothing I say i'm not ready yet

Stranger: but yur ready?

You: Yeah but I don't want to be knock as a ho

You: *known

Stranger: would u fuck me

You: FBI you're busted asshole welcome to the pedoplhile watchlist

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: come thru

You: We have your ip address

Stranger: i dont even have one

Stranger: stupid ass

You: Just go eat cunt fag my pussy ain't ready 4 u

You: i'm going to tell my mommy on you

Stranger: go

You: Stay here

Stranger: id rape you bitch

You: Hey asshole stop harassing my daughter it's not cool

Stranger: id fuck yu too

Stranger: a milf yummy

You: Just leave her alone ok

Stranger: fuck both of u

Stranger: and male you both have sex

You: Apologize this instant!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: i bet ur wet

Stranger: imagin u sucking my dick

You: Not at the all you filthy mouth

Stranger: thats why u havent disconect

Stranger: ur thinking of my dick on ur pussy and mouth

You: Maybe you know it's hard being a single mom

Stranger: yes

Stranger: just suck me

You: Hard like your penis that i'm going to chop off

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: whay else u gunna do

You: I'm gonna make you my bitch and handcuff you to a bed while my dog licks your ass and I whip you

Stranger: im guna make ur pussy hurt bitch

Stranger: and ur buthole too

You: The only pussy that's going to be hurting is you if you don't fuck me right

Stranger: ill fuck u like a beast

Stranger: i will make another kid bby

You: Like bigfoot fucking a dead bear

You: I want you to be my baby daddy shit I need the money

Stranger: how old areu?

You: 29

Stranger: i wanna lick ur pussy

Stranger: and fuck it

Stranger: w my 7 inch dick

You: oh yeah well you can lick this dildo I wanna shove in you

You: 7 inches lol

Stranger: ur weird

You: too small for me honey

Stranger: damn 7 inch is kind of big,

Stranger: what u been fucking

You: Man you is the one wants to roleplay talking to other dudes on the internet

You: Fucking weirdo

Stranger: fuck ur damn gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol

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Permalink Reply by jesse lewis on March 11, 2012 at 8:02pm

Stranger: mmm hiYou: 11 f you?Stranger: 12 mYou: To young for meStranger: ur 11..You: Yeah I like older guys lost my v card at 7Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by jesse lewis on March 11, 2012 at 8:22pm

Stranger: HiYou: Age? Sex?Stranger: 16 mYou: 16 fStranger: HornyYou: OhYou: U like playing with gutsStranger: ;)You: I like ripping a fresh kill open and feeling the warm gutsStranger: Its more like I like playing with titsYou: I have big titStranger: I'd suck it any dayYou: A 36 ddStranger: I've got a big dickYou: And a 24 AAYou: Ones a little biggerStranger: If I can fit my dock in it it's okStranger: Dick*You: U like chicks with dicksYour conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ₮ʞ ☬℠ on March 12, 2012 at 12:15am

Guess I should have kept it one 'O'...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: KC MOOOO!!!!

Stranger: KC OINK?

You: haha i like you

Stranger: Well thanks haha

Stranger: Im very confused still, but ill go with it haha

You: asl?

Stranger: m, 18, usa

You: be gone with you demon!

You have disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ₮ʞ ☬℠ on March 12, 2012 at 12:21am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: <3

Stranger: Looking for women 30+

You: looking for you looking for women 30+

Stranger: ?

You: !

Stranger: haha

You: ahah

Stranger: are you okay?

You: ?yako uoy era

Stranger: m or f

You: f ro m

Stranger: m

You: f

Stranger: how old

You: 23

Stranger: ohh you got kids

You: no not even ready for that

Stranger: oh cool

You: yeah i aborted the last one cause that would have been one fucked up baby

You: i dont want to stop cocaine

Stranger: oh nice how big your tits

You: 34 c

Stranger: nice i love titty fucking

You: oya?

Stranger: yea tell me something how many fingers can you fit in your pissy

Stranger: pussy

You: what do you mean fingers?

You: i like fisting

You: double of course

You: im not as tight as i once was

Stranger: oh well thats okay i like it when girls are loose

You: so how many fists can you fit?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ₮ʞ ☬℠ on March 12, 2012 at 12:22am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17 m usa

You: 34 m usa

You: lets do this big boy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ₮ʞ ☬℠ on March 12, 2012 at 12:24am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi f or m?

 

You: dick or gtfo

 

Stranger: m here

 

You: you better be legal

 

Stranger: im 22 :)

 

You: ok lets get started with those nudes

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: 28 m uk

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ₮ʞ ☬℠ on March 12, 2012 at 12:29am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

You: FUCK YES

Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

You: FUCK YES

Stranger: :'D

You: ARE WE HAVING SEX?

Stranger: CAN WE BE FRIENDS!

You: CAN WE BE SEX FRIENDS?

Stranger: YEAH BUDDY!

You: FUCK YES!

Stranger: -smears vaseline all over self-

Stranger: I AM NOW A SLUG

You: SO HOW FAR DO YOU WANT MY FIST IN?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by a1yola on March 12, 2012 at 1:21am

what made you say only on the weekend? lol

 

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Permalink Reply by 0m2h58zlryg38 on March 12, 2012 at 1:37am

Epic one here

Stranger: hiYou: Lookin for pics?Stranger: maleStranger: youYou: FStranger: howYou: EmailStranger: on yahooYou: YesStranger: idStranger: give meYou: YoursStranger: yesStranger: i haveStranger: you givem me nowYou: What is it?Stranger: onlineStranger: your mail idStranger: givew meYou: Whats yours firstStranger: your mail id give meStranger: lookStranger: nowYou: Not til I get yoursStranger: onlineStranger: reallyStranger: maq.bernard@yahoo.comStranger: nowStranger: goodStranger: now you give meStranger: your idYou: This is the Miami PD an we have your email and IP adresss we have sent your towns officers to your locationStranger: helloStranger: what?Stranger: idStranger: your idYou: Your gonna be arrested you pedofileYour conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Blizzum on March 12, 2012 at 2:22am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, I'm a lesbian. I am really horny, and want a girl or guy to sext or role play with. I can be very naughty with the right girl. (18+ only, I am 21).

You: how naughty

Stranger: how naughty do you want me to be

You: pretty fucking naughty

Stranger: your wish is my command :)

Stranger: how do you want to do this?

You: like now?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: do you like dirty talk or description?

You: idk i have never done done this

Stranger: first time les?

You: i suppose

Stranger: ever been with a woman before?

You: no

Stranger: ever had sex?

You: yes

Stranger: wanted to try it with a chick i guess.

You: how is it with a chick

Stranger: amazing. they know you better than any guy?

Stranger: soz

Stranger: no ? should be there

You: how old are you

Stranger: 21

You: me too

You: just turned

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i'm 22 in may

You: cool

Stranger: do you wanna get started? you can say  no at anytime and just disconnect

You: i have a peter

Stranger: what

You: yeah i have a pecker

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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