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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 2:38pm

LOL

 

You: hi

Stranger: hello, I'm about to ejaculate

You: im 9 and what is this?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 2:41pm

Stranger: hello

You: hey

You: sup

You: actually

You: i dont care

You: just fuck off

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Permalink Reply by G-FR3$H 3six0 on June 13, 2011 at 4:13pm

Lol .....this site is funny as hell

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Permalink Reply by Katastrofik303 on June 13, 2011 at 4:36pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: you are loved and you are worth it!

You: who the fuck are you?

Stranger: I am Sarah

You: hi Sarah im Ben, Ben Dover.

Stranger: Hi Ben how are you?

You: what the fuck is your problem bitch?you think you can just ask me questions like that? YOU DONT KNOW ME BITCH!

Stranger: BITCH I DO KNOW YOU! IM SANTA CLAUS I SEE YOU WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING BITCH!

You: what the fuck are you on drugs? its not christmas....this is America bitch!

Stranger: LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING COAL THIS CHRISTMAS... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

You: i get what the fuck i want hoe....now go back to the corners and make my money!

You: *Pimpslaps Sarah

Stranger: BITCH IM SANTA CLAUS YOU GET WHAT I GIVE YOU BITCH!

Stranger: OR I WILL SEND THE EVIL ELVES YOU CUT A BITCH!

Stranger: have a nice day ben, this has been fun!

You: Fun?matter fact bring me that fuckin coal whore ill burn you and your fuckin goon ass elves ill show you fun!!!!!!

Stranger: good luck with that they are ninja elves, you will never see them punk ass

Stranger: bye :D

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Permalink Reply by daimon on June 13, 2011 at 5:10pm

You: asl

Stranger: I can grant you one wish.

Stranger: any wish

You: nope i seen the wish master

You: fuck that

Stranger: I can grant anything

You: nope no thanks

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Permalink Reply by Techn9cian4life on July 18, 2011 at 3:43am

I love this thread, had to bump it. I was a little bored tonight Haha

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: when i say tech you say n9ne

You: tech

Stranger: why

Stranger: for what reasson

You: cause stone cold said so

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i am not a believer

You: im sorry to hear that

You: maybe you should let jesus christ in to your heart

Stranger: want to hear a joke?

You: i have a joke

Stranger: ok

Stranger: =)

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: knock knock

Stranger: whos there

You: answer the fucking door its me you asshole!

Stranger: very good

Stranger: my turn

You: i know.. I jus made that up

Stranger: wanna hear my joke?

You: sure

Stranger: sex

You: is that it?

Stranger: yes

You: that joke sucked

Stranger: or did it?

You: it did

Stranger: perhaps in a quantum universe the joke was pure genius

You: no.. it was pure suckage

Stranger: i guesss we will never know will we

You: i know

You: and what i know is, it sucked

Stranger: well then

Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: FU?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Tizzle Nizzle on July 18, 2011 at 5:09am

Stranger: hey

You: wassup wassup

Stranger: m/f?

You: you like to party?

Stranger: duh

You: our dicks are huge...

You: you can see them from space

Stranger: ...

Stranger: i am uncercomsized

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Permalink Reply by Tizzle Nizzle on July 18, 2011 at 5:24am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you my daddy?

You: i can be

You: are you dirty?

Stranger: only sometimes

You: bitch, i like um dirty 24/7

Stranger: haha well then...

Stranger: i could be dirty for you

You: like sandy and shit?

You: or muddy, like REAL REAL muddy

Stranger: oh fuck yeah

Stranger: whatever u want ;)

You: fuckin dust mites and shit

Stranger: mmm

You: and lint, shit turns me on

Stranger: baby i'm covered in lint

You: i'll be your lint roller

Stranger: mmm yes with your tongue

You: scotch gaurd that shit

Stranger: so erotic

You: i aint gonna wash it

You: fuck soap

You: fuckin bitch ass soap

Stranger: you should watch the most recent video on efukt

You: fuck that video, were makin a new one

You: in a sandbox

Stranger: no seriously!

Stranger: go to efukt and watch the top movie

You: i like um on top

You: ridin n shit

You: like a fuckin penny poney ride at wal mart

You: what you know about that wal mart porn?

Stranger: SHE BUYIN PANTYPANTYPANTYPANTYPANTYPANTY HOES

You: they better be dirty

You: like dropped on the floor and shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

hahaha I'm done. That was funny as hell though

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Permalink Reply by ₮ʞ ☬℠ on March 11, 2012 at 4:50pm

MEMORIES!!!

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Permalink Reply by ＭʞƝ♕ on March 11, 2012 at 5:23pm

THANK YOU BASED TK

TK℠ said:

MEMORIES!!!

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Permalink Reply by ₮ʞ ☬℠ on March 11, 2012 at 5:38pm

.:BASED:.

MikeN said:

THANK YOU BASED TK

TK℠ said:

MEMORIES!!!

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Permalink Reply by Eddie G on March 11, 2012 at 6:53pm

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Question to discuss: write me a story. one word a person at a time
Stranger: Oranges
You: are
Stranger: super
You: and
Stranger: criminally
You: delicious
Stranger: Therefore
You: I
Stranger: shall
You: eat
Stranger: them
You: when
Stranger: my
You: mom
Stranger: dies
You: tomorrow
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