Chat with randoms and post it lol get it to 1000!!!!!!!!
theres this random site i just found to day, you just chat one on one with some randomly picked stranger :S its www.omegle.com
anyway im gonna have a chat and see what random shit happens, and post it here.
Stranger: hi
You: boobs.
Stranger: are u boy?
You: only on the weekend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lmao
im bored so this is what im gonna be doing for the next hour or so. if your as bored as me you should join me in my quest.
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Permalink Reply by LTB on -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: 17.m.usa
Stranger: 17 f usa
You: ooooo
You: are you cute?
Stranger: yea u?
You: yes
Stranger: what state?
You: ok heres the deal...ur gonna give me ur adress, phone number, a list of your imediate family, their numbers and adresses, a list of your fears, and i promise i wont murder you and/or your family next saturday between 10:00 pm and 1:00 am with a machette.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Permalink Reply by LTB on
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My last one! This bitch wouldn't dissconnect! Copy and pasted the long ass line from the last one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: Im 18 f uk
You: 18.m.usa
Stranger: nice
You: are you cute?
Stranger: no im HOT and you?
You: hot too
Stranger: so im soooo wet.
You: ok heres the deal...ur gonna give me ur adress, phone number, a list of your imediate family, their numbers and adresses, a list of your fears, a couple nude shots of you, and i promise i wont murder you and/or your family next saturday between 10:00 pm and 1:00 am with a machette.
Stranger: wow fagot
You: u no likey?
Stranger: did u get that from a movie
You: no
You: it came from my fingertips
Stranger: kool do u play sports
Stranger: ?
You: sooo
You: u gonna give me that shit or not
Stranger: nope
You: well okay, i'll still be seein ya next saturday
Stranger: hahyhah
Stranger: a
Stranger: u sound hot
You: how do i "sound" hot
You: im typing...
You: i mean
You: im not even 18
You: how do i know ur 18...or ur just not sum dude
Stranger: age?
Stranger: i'm 18 ur lairing about ur age
You: im 20, and i was trying to get a better reaction out of you so i could copy and paste this onto a website forum, but the joke kinda died
You: i assumed u were gonna disconnect
You: ur a trooper
Stranger: nope
You: no i mean like
You: ur a trooper like u stuck it out and kept advancing
You: like good job, u ruined my plan, while most ppl just say fuck you and dissconnect
Stranger: yea will fuck u but i'm not dissconnecting
Stranger: so...
Stranger: .....
Stranger: ...............
Stranger: ........................................
You: well
You: r u like really desperate or something
Stranger: nope i'm just really bored and have nothing to do1
Stranger: !
You: so ur 18 right?
Stranger: yea so
You: wanna see my cock?
Stranger: what the fuck
You: i mean...its not thick, but its pretty long
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha I WIN! Time to get sum lunch.
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Permalink Reply by ₡₱♛ on -
hahaha these are hilarious. ima have to mess around on this next time im bored
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Permalink Reply by Brian {Darkness1} on -
Wow sounded like a gay idea at first but after reading LTB's shit i couldnt stop laughing. That last one is hilarious, the bitch is totally clueless.
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Permalink Reply by Techn9cian4life on -
ok so this bitch was tryin to talk dirty to me....and I pretended I was gay. Lol.
Stranger: heyy
You: Heyyyyyyyyy there
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m usa
Stranger: 19 f usa
You: nice!
Stranger: sure
Stranger: wanna play a game?
You: what kind of game
You: like in saw?
You: i don't wanna play that type of game
Stranger: a kind of game called who can get turned on first
You: oh that doesn't sound like a game from saw. how do we play that? i don't have a switch on me or anything
Stranger: haha. never said you did
You: oh ok. i just wanted to clarify that with you first.
Stranger: haha.
You: so how do we play this
Stranger: we talk, and see who gets turned on first
Stranger: fairly simple
You: ok sounds easy
Stranger: you want to start?
You: sure i'll start
Stranger: ok
You: Ok. So, when I woke up this morning it was raining. I was like, ughhhhh I hate the rain. It's so nasty, and gross, and gets your hair all wet. But then I got to wear this hoodie I bought yesterday, so I was kind of happy that it was raining. Has that ever happened to you before? You wake up all upset, but then your day gets better? I love when that happens.
Stranger: haha g2g class
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Permalink Reply by ₡₱♛ on
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Hahahaha epic
Techn9cian4life said:ok so this bitch was tryin to talk dirty to me....and I pretended I was gay. Lol.
Stranger: heyy
You: Heyyyyyyyyy there
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m usa
Stranger: 19 f usa
You: nice!
Stranger: sure
Stranger: wanna play a game?
You: what kind of game
You: like in saw?
You: i don't wanna play that type of game
Stranger: a kind of game called who can get turned on first
You: oh that doesn't sound like a game from saw. how do we play that? i don't have a switch on me or anything
Stranger: haha. never said you did
You: oh ok. i just wanted to clarify that with you first.
Stranger: haha.
You: so how do we play this
Stranger: we talk, and see who gets turned on first
Stranger: fairly simple
You: ok sounds easy
Stranger: you want to start?
You: sure i'll start
Stranger: ok
You: Ok. So, when I woke up this morning it was raining. I was like, ughhhhh I hate the rain. It's so nasty, and gross, and gets your hair all wet. But then I got to wear this hoodie I bought yesterday, so I was kind of happy that it was raining. Has that ever happened to you before? You wake up all upset, but then your day gets better? I love when that happens.
Stranger: haha g2g class
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Permalink Reply by LTB on
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pretended????lol
Techn9cian4life said:ok so this bitch was tryin to talk dirty to me....and I pretended I was gay. Lol.
Stranger: heyy
You: Heyyyyyyyyy there
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m usa
Stranger: 19 f usa
You: nice!
Stranger: sure
Stranger: wanna play a game?
You: what kind of game
You: like in saw?
You: i don't wanna play that type of game
Stranger: a kind of game called who can get turned on first
You: oh that doesn't sound like a game from saw. how do we play that? i don't have a switch on me or anything
Stranger: haha. never said you did
You: oh ok. i just wanted to clarify that with you first.
Stranger: haha.
You: so how do we play this
Stranger: we talk, and see who gets turned on first
Stranger: fairly simple
You: ok sounds easy
Stranger: you want to start?
You: sure i'll start
Stranger: ok
You: Ok. So, when I woke up this morning it was raining. I was like, ughhhhh I hate the rain. It's so nasty, and gross, and gets your hair all wet. But then I got to wear this hoodie I bought yesterday, so I was kind of happy that it was raining. Has that ever happened to you before? You wake up all upset, but then your day gets better? I love when that happens.
Stranger: haha g2g class
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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on -
hahaha those are all pretty damn epic, im gonna start doin some more now!
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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiii
You: hello my name is ramalan from the moondaki tribe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
racist?
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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: when i say tech, you say n9ne!
You: tech!
Stranger: n9ne!
You: tech!
Stranger: n9ne!
You: when i say tech tech, you say n9ne n9ne!
You: tech tech!
Stranger: n9ne n9ne!
You: tech tech!
Stranger: n9ne n9ne!
You: K C MO, come on!
Stranger: what?
You: nice try, but you should have said, ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!
Stranger: oh..ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!
You: its kinda late, but ill let it slide.
Stranger: Kinky..Boy or Girl?
You: Boy.
Stranger: Then..Youre cock slides in my pussy.. :P
You: I like to beat off to Michael Jackson videos
Stranger: I can do it for you..
You: Its ok, i have a dog and a tub of peanut butter at the ready!
Stranger: Are you horney?
You: No not at all, but id love a chicken sandwich. youre a girl right?
You: why arent you in the kitchen?
Stranger: FUCK YOU!!
You: ?
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Permalink Reply by Mike Howard on -
You: HI
Stranger: are u a racist?
You: MUSICALY YES... STRANGE MUSIC ONLY!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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