Chat with randoms and post it lol get it to 1000!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by World Famous Dirty 530 on February 18, 2010 at 1:05am

5433 users online


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <====Guy
Stranger: me tooo
You: fag?
Stranger: half
You: no such thing as half
Stranger: i figure if everyone's a quarter im about half
Stranger: and there totally is
You: u take dick?
Stranger: nah
You: u suck dick?
Stranger: nah
You: then how are u half?
Stranger: i give dick
Stranger: and some boys are attractive to me
You: in guys asses?
Stranger: bingo
You: That makes u a fag
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: but also girls
You: ur a fag
You: u probably wear skinny jeans
Stranger: true that yo
You: you are a fag
Stranger: what do yu wear?
You: and a cross dresser
Stranger: cargo pants?
You: baggy jeans
Stranger: bet yu have to hold them up all the time
You: nope
Stranger: yup
You: so ur a cross dressing faggot
Stranger: what's wrong with cross dressing, btw?
You: it's gay
Stranger: so what?
You: Gay is wrong
Stranger: why?
You: it's against the bible
Stranger: how old are yu?
You: 17
Stranger: who was origen?
Stranger: or augustine?
You: Stfu rupaul
Stranger: christ it's like yu have down syndrome
You: ur the fag
You: ur going to hell
Stranger: meh, i dont believe in hell
You: u do believe in fucking guys though
Stranger: cause that actually exists bro
You: it's gay you fucking faggot
You: i'm gunna slit your throat
Stranger: i dont really see the problem there
Stranger: yu realize im on the other side of the internet :s
You: u realize i can track ur ip adress
Stranger: not from omegle
You: from anywhere
Stranger: plus, anyone that actually threatens that is the king of all nerds
You: go suck a dick
Stranger: yur probably a virgin too, im guessing
Stranger: maybe overweight
You: naw I fucked ur mom
Stranger: acne?
Stranger: yeah, i bet yur skin's pretty fucked up
Stranger: 's prolly why yu can't get a girl
You: only a faggot would care
Stranger: jesus loves yu tho, so it's all good
Stranger: actually lots of people care
You: jesus hates u
You: Jesus is a fucking fag
Stranger: actors, models, politicians, notice anything?
Stranger: clean skin, usually within a healthy weight
Stranger: did yu just say jesus is a fucking fag? :s
You: Obama's a fag
You: yes he is
Stranger: can't really argue with either of those
Stranger: thought yur problem with gayness was the bible?
You: He likes to dress in drag just like you
Stranger: meh, i dont really do drag
Stranger: doesn't mean i hate it
You: u wear skinny jeans that means u dress in drag
Stranger: jesus fuck yur boring
Stranger: are yu a troll or something?
You: i'm not here to entertain u
Stranger: so why are yu here? :s
You: to make fun of fags
Stranger: idk, yu could do that in the real world if yu got off yur fat virgin pimpled ass once in a while
Stranger: just sayin'
Stranger: anyways, i've got to run, but see ya :3

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Permalink Reply by FylX MistahX on February 18, 2010 at 1:07am

haha had to post this one
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're wife is cheating with a random stranger. Say hey!
Stranger: God dangit.
Stranger: Not again.
You: yezzer
You: i sawry
Stranger: Thanks for the tip, I'm gonna beat her again.
You: ayt
You: im there if you need help
Stranger: Hopefully this is the last time.
You: i got a hammer
Stranger: Can you hand me the garden weasel?
You: i can fuck her up real good for you
You: yeah no problem
You: i got a chainsaw if you want
Stranger: sweet.
You: messy but does the job
Stranger: That's real convenient acually
Stranger: dun worry about it.
You: it is
You: believe
You: ask my ex
Stranger: Alright, i don't have to worry about my wife ever again.
Stranger: she's been dealt with
You: nop
Stranger: and in a dumpster
You: you move quick
You: whats your secret
Stranger: Well we don't want the local police force to meet the same fate do we?
You: i dont know about that
You: id sure like to try tho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ₡₱♛ on February 18, 2010 at 1:09am

Stranger: hi
Stranger: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You: hey there
Stranger: lets make noises!
You: earsginriogabeignaireiogrnoirengae
Stranger: coolbeanersletseat
You: yourafuckingsluthoebagwholovescockinherass
Stranger: GOSUCKA TURKEY\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Riotmkr on February 18, 2010 at 1:12am

Best alien cyber I ever had

Stranger: omnomnom
You: horny alien?
Stranger: how did you guess?
You: me too
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: so now what?
You: alien sex?
Stranger: yeah i guess so
Stranger: i have a hole in my knee cap so we could use that
You: sounds good
You: i'll stick my probe in there
Stranger: oh man then ill make sensual alien noises
You: then i'll spew in your eye socket
Stranger: oh yes
You: sounds like a plan, where's your ship located
Stranger: well i am curently just sailing around the open skies of russia
You: ok well I am in sector 8 of galaxy nine,
Stranger: fuck why are you there
Stranger: i'm fucking shit up on planet earth
You: got lost, my gps malfunctioned, last time i shop at best buy
Stranger: yeah the alien supplies777 is where its at
You: damn they so pricey though, Im just an alien tryin to find a nut and my space chips are runnin out
Stranger: well in exchange for some good alien sex i could supply you with a few space chips
You: damn I didn't know I was resorting to being a space walker but ya gotta put on tin cans on the table for the kids back on
Stranger: yeah its true, come on how else you gonna do it ? work at mcspaceys, i don't think so.
You: ya the benifits there suck, but i dont wanna contract a spacialy transmitted disease
Stranger: are you calling me a whore?
You: no but the wife back home would kill me if she knew what i did to earn spacechips
Stranger: come on how would she find out. it will be rewarding, you can say you saw them floating around sector 12 on your way home.
You: she can just smell the spaceguts on me, err time
Stranger: so this has happened before?
You: it has, when I ran out of rocket fuel over jupiter, big bob gave me a probe sandwich in return for a ride home
Stranger: when they say big, how big are we talking, i've heard stories about that one.
You: bigger than a humans empty head
You: oh noes going through hyperspace gunna lose connection...... T9553GDG....end transmission

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Permalink Reply by LTB on February 18, 2010 at 1:23am

w...t....f....LMAO!!!

R9OT MAKER said:

Best alien cyber I ever had

Stranger: omnomnom
You: horny alien?
Stranger: how did you guess?
You: me too
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: so now what?
You: alien sex?
Stranger: yeah i guess so
Stranger: i have a hole in my knee cap so we could use that
You: sounds good
You: i'll stick my probe in there
Stranger: oh man then ill make sensual alien noises
You: then i'll spew in your eye socket
Stranger: oh yes
You: sounds like a plan, where's your ship located
Stranger: well i am curently just sailing around the open skies of russia
You: ok well I am in sector 8 of galaxy nine,
Stranger: fuck why are you there
Stranger: i'm fucking shit up on planet earth
You: got lost, my gps malfunctioned, last time i shop at best buy
Stranger: yeah the alien supplies777 is where its at
You: damn they so pricey though, Im just an alien tryin to find a nut and my space chips are runnin out
Stranger: well in exchange for some good alien sex i could supply you with a few space chips
You: damn I didn't know I was resorting to being a space walker but ya gotta put on tin cans on the table for the kids back on
Stranger: yeah its true, come on how else you gonna do it ? work at mcspaceys, i don't think so.
You: ya the benifits there suck, but i dont wanna contract a spacialy transmitted disease
Stranger: are you calling me a whore?
You: no but the wife back home would kill me if she knew what i did to earn spacechips
Stranger: come on how would she find out. it will be rewarding, you can say you saw them floating around sector 12 on your way home.
You: she can just smell the spaceguts on me, err time
Stranger: so this has happened before?
You: it has, when I ran out of rocket fuel over jupiter, big bob gave me a probe sandwich in return for a ride home
Stranger: when they say big, how big are we talking, i've heard stories about that one.
You: bigger than a humans empty head
You: oh noes going through hyperspace gunna lose connection...... T9553GDG....end transmission

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Permalink Reply by Mike Kenny Jr on February 18, 2010 at 1:30am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sex me up?
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: k
You: u hot?
Stranger: from what i hear... yes ;)
You: asl
Stranger: 18 m utah
Stranger: u?
You: 17 f uk
Stranger: cool :)
You: big dick?
Stranger: slightly larger than average, about 9 in ;)
You: omg! Thick?
Stranger: hell yea
You: wanna send e a pic?
You: me* osrry :)
You: sorry* wow hehe
Stranger: haha, where would i send it to?
You: want my number?
Stranger: sure, but my camera's like, half broken :/
You: what you mean?
Stranger: it still works, but the lens is cracked
You: oh ok;)I just wanna see
Stranger: haha okay :) i'd like something in return tho ;)
You: full body?
You: web cam?
Stranger: that'd be nice :)
You: or any specific body part?
Stranger: full body would be great :)
You: you have msn?
Stranger: yea, but i don't have webcam sorry
You: i do ;)
Stranger: alright, i like where this is going :D my msn is Curtis.Session@msn.com
You: mine isGuesswhat this is dateline@yourfucked.com
Stranger: haha very funny
You: sorry man I had to do it. I wanted something to put online great convo tho
Stranger: k lol
You: peace bro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had to do it. It was too fuckin fun not to.

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Permalink Reply by b-rock on February 18, 2010 at 1:40am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, 18/m/usa looking for horny female who can show pics :)
You: so your a pervert
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Jackie on February 18, 2010 at 1:54am

I'm sorry. That's the funniest fucking thing I've ever read in my life. Props for being so damn weird.

R9OT MAKER said:

Best alien cyber I ever had

Stranger: omnomnom
You: horny alien?
Stranger: how did you guess?
You: me too
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: so now what?
You: alien sex?
Stranger: yeah i guess so
Stranger: i have a hole in my knee cap so we could use that
You: sounds good
You: i'll stick my probe in there
Stranger: oh man then ill make sensual alien noises
You: then i'll spew in your eye socket
Stranger: oh yes
You: sounds like a plan, where's your ship located
Stranger: well i am curently just sailing around the open skies of russia
You: ok well I am in sector 8 of galaxy nine,
Stranger: fuck why are you there
Stranger: i'm fucking shit up on planet earth
You: got lost, my gps malfunctioned, last time i shop at best buy
Stranger: yeah the alien supplies777 is where its at
You: damn they so pricey though, Im just an alien tryin to find a nut and my space chips are runnin out
Stranger: well in exchange for some good alien sex i could supply you with a few space chips
You: damn I didn't know I was resorting to being a space walker but ya gotta put on tin cans on the table for the kids back on
Stranger: yeah its true, come on how else you gonna do it ? work at mcspaceys, i don't think so.
You: ya the benifits there suck, but i dont wanna contract a spacialy transmitted disease
Stranger: are you calling me a whore?
You: no but the wife back home would kill me if she knew what i did to earn spacechips
Stranger: come on how would she find out. it will be rewarding, you can say you saw them floating around sector 12 on your way home.
You: she can just smell the spaceguts on me, err time
Stranger: so this has happened before?
You: it has, when I ran out of rocket fuel over jupiter, big bob gave me a probe sandwich in return for a ride home
Stranger: when they say big, how big are we talking, i've heard stories about that one.
You: bigger than a humans empty head
You: oh noes going through hyperspace gunna lose connection...... T9553GDG....end transmission

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Permalink Reply by Tyler on February 18, 2010 at 2:00am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i bet i can out rhyme you! haha;0
Stranger: ahh
You: shit!
You: haha
You: ahhh shit!
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: no
You: you're already nervous i can tell
Stranger: you can
Stranger: t
Stranger: i can
Stranger: out ryhme you
You: lets start!
You: chaos
Stranger: shmaos
Stranger: no?
You: haha well i'll give it to you...
You: but try harder
Stranger: shit
Stranger: ok
You: the day's lost
You: cause i'm the boss
Stranger: give me the cost
Stranger: oh wait was it not my turn?
Stranger: i suck at this
You: haha no man just go for it!
You: no rules
You: no stiffler shit here haha
You: or i'll bust your jaws
Stranger: or lick your paws
Stranger: nappy laws
You: stop wait pause
You: flip it back
You: and rhyme with stop
You: give me a break and a soda pop!
Stranger: wtf you need to stop
You: ok lets stop
You: hahahaha
You: this shit is entertaining
Stranger: oops that one was already one you said
You: cause are we still rhyming? or am i off timing
You: hahaha
You: stranger pick up your swag!
Stranger: im slow like a fag
Stranger: ..
You: no questions sorry's or oopsies
You: hahahahhahaha
Stranger: gotta go poopsies
You: dude im lovin this
You: later bro
Stranger: k

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Permalink Reply by Tyler on February 18, 2010 at 2:15am

I wanna see hopsin get in on this shit and murder us all, cause i bet he's the cleverest mother fucker on this site

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Permalink Reply by Kodiak A on February 18, 2010 at 3:10am

Stranger: hey
Stranger: fake tits or natural ones
You: there super real
Your conversation partner has disconnected

lol

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on February 18, 2010 at 3:13am

lol he must be from america :D

Kodiak A said:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: fake tits or natural ones
You: there super real
Your conversation partner has disconnected

lol

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