theres this random site i just found to day, you just chat one on one with some randomly picked stranger :S its www.omegle.com

 

anyway im gonna have a chat and see what random shit happens, and post it here.

 

Stranger: hi
You: boobs.
Stranger: are u boy?
You: only on the weekend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

lmao

 

im bored so this is what im gonna be doing for the next hour or so. if your as bored as me you should join me in my quest.

 

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Stranger: Hii

You: Sup cunt.

Stranger: Vas happeninnnn

You: Vas?

You: Fucking idiot.

You: I'm kidding broham.

Stranger: Your slut

Stranger: Me too:)

You: Don't scare me like that son.

Stranger: hahaha:)

You: So....

Stranger: ...?;)

You: You're either a faggot or a female.

You: Wich one.

Stranger: Im a girl you?

You: I'm black.

Stranger: With big dick?and 6 pack?

You: Well

You: I lied.

Stranger: Ahah jk

You: I'm not black.

Stranger: Me its a other joke

Stranger: Im chinese

You: Rephrase that shit nigger.

Stranger: And love wong tong soupe

Stranger: Lool lolol

You: So.

Stranger: SO

You: You speak any other languages.

Stranger: you like spaghetti?

You: Ya fuckin faggot.

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: French you

You: I know how to say cinema in Indonesian.

You: Impressed cunt?

Stranger: Hum not really and why you say im faggot?

Stranger: :(

You: Because.

You: You're pissing me off with your faggot shit.

You: Learn to please me

You: LEARN TO SATISFY ME.

You: I love my swords.....

You: So.

Stranger: You want to satisfys you?

You: SPAGHETT.

You: SPAGHETT

You: SPAGHETT

You: SPAGHETT

Stranger: mmm

You: Why ya gott abe such a negative nigger.

Stranger: M

Stranger: 22

Stranger: Hi

You: You an Indian?

Stranger: Yes

You: So predictable.

Stranger: U

You: You're stuck in your own country ya shit.

Stranger: No

You: Yes.

Stranger: Wait

You: Wait.

Stranger: Name

You: Wait asshole.

You: Francis.

Stranger: Fuck off

Stranger: hi .... m 19 .... U ?

You: whats that

Stranger: you m or f ?

You: what is m or f

Stranger: fuck you ?

You: i am a mexican citizen i ca not be extrodited for crimes in the U.S.

You: bitch...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sup cunt.

Stranger: Nm dick

You: You're a tottal faggot.

You: You seen Human Centipede?

Stranger: Im a girl and you are an asshole and a douche bag

Stranger: Ya

You: You like it?

You: You seen number two?

Stranger: I havent seen 2

You: Bitch throws away the beans.

You: Would you throw away the beans?

You: She shouldn't have thrown dem beans.

Stranger: Ok. Anyways. Are you a dude?

You: Yes.

You: But, would you throw the beans away?

You: If you were in the centipede.

You: And the cunt gives you some beans to eat.

You: Would you eat them beans

You: Or say fuck da beans cunt.

You: And toss that shit.

Stranger: I have been told all about the movie havent actuallt watched it so idk what the fuck you're talking about

You: ACTUAAAALLL AYEEEE

You: ACTUAL FAIR KEENE BRO

You: ACTUAL YEW

You: You talk like a little faggot.

You: It's pretty obvious what I'm saying to you.

Stranger: You talk like a pussy

You: YOU ARE IN THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

You: THE CUNT GIVES YOU SOME BEANS TO EAT

You: DO YOU EAT THEM BEANS

You: OR THROW THEM BEANS LIKE A DISSRESPECTFULL LITTLE CUNT

Stranger: You are a cunt.

You: ANSWER THE QUESTION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Stranger: Dumbass

You: Don't insult people....

You: You must be one with satan.

You: Devil worshiping fuck

You: Praise jesus.

Stranger: Im a christian

You: haha

You: You would.

Stranger: I do praise jesus

You: HAHAHAHAHA

You: You made me guffaw outloud.

You: Thanks cunt.

Stranger: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

You: You're stupid.

You: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

You: Hail satan.

Stranger: Dumbass

You: Why are you so offensive.

Stranger: Bc you are being a total ass

You: No I'm not.

You: I'm offended.

You: I come on a lovely chat system like, Omegle.

You: And you just ruin my experiance.

You: With your fucking bullshit.

You: You festering ball of shit.

You: You don't deserve to live

You: Can I have your digits honey?

Stranger: Why in the hell would i give you my didits?

You: Where you from little guy?

You: I WANT DEM DIGITS

You: Gimmie dem digits.

Stranger: You mean little girl?

You: Nah little guy.

You: You're my son.

You: Son...You're better than anyone.

You: Just like a shiny new toy.

You: You are my boy.

You: That's a song for you.

Stranger: Im a girl.

You: Now can I have those digits?

You: You're the best son I ever had.

You: So have you had sex yet.

You: Does it hurt? I'm scared to try it for the first time......

Stranger: No there has never been a dick in my pussy

You: You're fucking.

You: Disgusting.

You: Why would you talk like that.

You: That's just.

You: Disgusting.

You: You should be ashamed.

You: What would your mother think of that.

Stranger: Anything to prove im a girl

You: OOOOO I GOT BED ALONE SO LONELY I JUST FEEL LIKE IIIII'MMM INA CACOOOOOON

You: Son....you're better than anyone.

Stranger: Wht would your mother think if she knew half the stuff YOU were saying?

You: Just like a shiny new to.

You: TOY

You: You are my boy.

You: Dunno.

You: She'd want me.

You: I'm kidding I don't have a mother.

You: I have two dads.

Stranger: I'M A GIRL!!!

You: Shutup cunt.

Stranger: You shut u

Stranger: P

You: Entertain me.

You: Or I'm disconnecting.

You: You're starting to get boring.

You: Are you chubby.

You: Do you have weight issues?

Stranger: No you are

You: fatty fat fat

You: haha

You: chubby cunt

You: fat

You: fatty

You: fatty fat fat fat

You: fatty

You: fat fat

You: fatty fat

You: What music you like son?

Stranger: Im not fat you dick licker

You: Don't be offended.

You: I like fat little boys.

You: They usually don't try get away.

Stranger: Wow. Thats dicusting. And  you try boys bc you cant get a girl

You: You are stupid.

You: Stupid little boy.

You: Chub

You: I got chubbs for you.

Stranger: Are you sad you can't get laid? So you come to let out the anger here? I feel so sorry for you! :(

You: You can't get laid.

You: HEHEH

You: My dads hook me up with the hottest guys.

Stranger: Ya i can. I'm just waiting till im married

Stranger: Douche

You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You: You're

You: Pathetic.

You: I'm disconnecting now, to disgusted.

You: ya little slut

Stranger: You are a slut

You: Nah.

Stranger: You are discusting

Stranger: Little bitch

You: You're a fat.

You: Fat.

You: Fat.

You: Emo girl.

Stranger: Haha you are sooo gay

You: fatty

Stranger: Fag

You: fat

Stranger: Fag

You: fat

Stranger: Fag

You: fatty

Stranger: Fag

You: fat

Stranger: Fag

You: Did I offend you?

You: I've reached the conclusion.

You: You wouldn't throw away the beans

You: cos fat p

Stranger: Nope bc i aint fat

You: pig

Stranger: You are a stupid little dick licker. Go fuck your self fag

You: hehehe

You: Fat slag.

Stranger: Disconnect already bitch

Stranger: Do what i say

Stranger: Now

You: I'm going to put you on the interwebs.

You: And people will read this shit.

You: And guffaw at your stupidity.

You: YOU ARE  LYING I NEVER HIT YOU

Stranger: I dont give a fuck. You were the one being a dumbass.

You: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART STRANGER.

You: Do you want me to talk normal now?

You: We can have a nice chat.

Stranger: No we can't! You were an ass from the beginning

You: Anything for my little princess.

You: Chicken stranger, you just a little chicken

You: cheeep cheep chip chipc cheeeyeeeuuuh

Stranger: What?! I ain't your princees! I'm a girl but i will never be anything of yours

You: Two's great, but threes a crowd.

You: You are!

You: You're my little princess.

You: That's the idea.

Stranger: Im not your anything. Never will be

You: You're mine.

You: You fat slag.

You: You're boring now.

You: Adios slut.

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

Stranger: are you indian lady?

You: nope

Stranger: f?

You: no

Stranger: gay?

You: no

Stranger: m?

You: nope you are shit outta luck pal

Stranger: who r u then

Stranger: :p

You: i am me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HE GOT REAL MAD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: hi

You: n

You: no

Stranger: whats ur name

You: asking too much dontya think

Stranger: no not really

You: like im really going to tell you my name

Stranger: ok ur just a fucking bitch so no one wants ur name anyway cya fucker

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Man that's gold.


 
Blizzum said:

HE GOT REAL MAD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: hi

You: n

You: no

Stranger: whats ur name

You: asking too much dontya think

Stranger: no not really

You: like im really going to tell you my name

Stranger: ok ur just a fucking bitch so no one wants ur name anyway cya fucker

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Isn't Omegle but I just had to show this shit.

Kevin George Scott said:

Meeeeeemmmorrriiieeeeeeeeeeeessss!

:(

LOL

Cole said:

:(

its webcam chat??

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