Chat with randoms and post it lol get it to 1000!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Blizzum on March 12, 2012 at 2:31am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: CABS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: 18 f

You: i said..

You: CABS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: horny

You: i said..................................

You: CAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE HHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: my name is sardah

You: my name is Pauly

Stranger: i'm from usa wedll california u?

Stranger: hmm wnt to get nhaughty?

You: no i said............

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Blizzum on March 12, 2012 at 2:38am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: do you....get jiggy?

Stranger: umm sure

You: you seem unsure

You: poser

Stranger: idk what the hell that means haha

You: you wouldnt..u never understand me phillip

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on March 12, 2012 at 4:39am

Fucking gross lol, found a real pedophile.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: helo

Stranger: 21 m india

You: 12 f usa

Stranger: u are so young

You: yep :) what are you doing

Stranger: chatting with a young charming girl

You: lol

You: did u have a good day

Stranger: whats up?

Stranger: its 1 pm here baby

You: did you have a good morning ?

Stranger: yeah surely

Stranger: i want to masturbate

You: what?

Stranger: jerk off

You: i dont know

Stranger: u dont know about cock

You: not really

Stranger: want to see mine

You: ok

Stranger: can i see tht young pussy

You: This log has been recorded and will be used on NBC's "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen. All legal awareness of your will doings will be forwarded on to your service provider and local authorities.

Stranger: i was also checking that you are an underage and wanted to uploa pic or not.

Stranger: if i had to do something wrong i would have uploaded it

You: Your log has been recorded, and you were willingly and openly initiating sexual activity with a 12 year old female. Anything you say from here on can and will be used against you in future follow ups.

Stranger: if i would have to something wrong i would have done that

You: You were openly prepared to conduct sexual activity, knowing the counter part is underage. Which is against the law. As stated previously, this log will be used in NBC's "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen. And your service provider and local authority will be notified accordingly. For more information visit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3949042/ns/dateline_nbc-about_us/t/chri...

Stranger: if i had to do that i would have uploaded the pic

You: You were openly prepared to conduct sexual activity, knowing the counter part is underage. Which is against the law. As stated previously, this log will be used in NBC's "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen. And your service provider and local authority will be notified accordingly. For more information visit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3949042/ns/dateline_nbc-about_us/t/chri...

Stranger: i did not meant to offend anyone

You: You initiated the activity while knowing the age of the counter part, who was a child. You made sexual advances and requested nude photos. That is an act of pedophilia. From now on you will receive the following message:

You: You were openly prepared to conduct sexual activity, knowing the counter part is underage. Which is against the law. As stated previously, this log will be used in NBC's "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen. And your service provider and local authority will be notified accordingly. For more information visit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3949042/ns/dateline_nbc-about_us/t/chri...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He didn't even notice I said "will doings" instead of "ill doings" lol

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Permalink Reply by S.L.A.D.A.N. on March 12, 2012 at 9:26am

So...how were those oranges?

Eddie G said:

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Question to discuss: write me a story. one word a person at a time
Stranger: Oranges
You: are
Stranger: super
You: and
Stranger: criminally
You: delicious
Stranger: Therefore
You: I
Stranger: shall
You: eat
Stranger: them
You: when
Stranger: my
You: mom
Stranger: dies
You: tomorrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Eddie G on March 12, 2012 at 1:37pm

Yummy and juicy. Made it squirt all over my mouth when I thrusted my tongue in while rubbing my nips ;D Orange juice <3

S.L.A.D.A.N. said:

So...how were those oranges?

Eddie G said:

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Question to discuss: write me a story. one word a person at a time
Stranger: Oranges
You: are
Stranger: super
You: and
Stranger: criminally
You: delicious
Stranger: Therefore
You: I
Stranger: shall
You: eat
Stranger: them
You: when
Stranger: my
You: mom
Stranger: dies
You: tomorrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by James Franco on March 12, 2012 at 10:37pm

Haha this is the only funny one anyone's put up.

twizzy1 said:

lmfao @ this one... (gotta read the whole thing to really enjoy it)

You: hey

You: hello

You: hows it going

Stranger: hi asl. aage

You: 9/yes/my bed

Stranger: oh fantastic

You: thats super!

You: im all jacked up on mountain dew

Stranger: wait ur nine

You: why yes i am

You: how old are you?

You: my parrents dont know im on this site so shhhhhh

You: hope they dont here me typing

Stranger: 10 and 11 im with my fridnd

You: your 10 and 11?

You: 10+11=22 your old

Stranger: ya

Stranger: it would b 21

You: oh yea im not old enough to be in math class yet

You: sorry

Stranger: no one is 10 ehich is me Taylor.

You: oh your a boy?

You: im a girl my name is sam

Stranger: do u have aphone.

You: why...

You: would you like to see my mo-jo?

Stranger: no im a fucking girl

You: your name is taylor and your a girl? i thought taylor was a boys name?

Stranger: i thoight sam was a boy nMe

You: samantha

Stranger: oka taylor

You: mr.taylor the sailor

You: what do you know about crack?

Stranger: ik that ur on it u little nine year old. i forgot that they act lik dumb asses

You: your just mad cuz i got a mountain of coke.

You: i like to put it on the toilet seat and sniff lines in circles its the shit

Stranger: what the fuck. ur a crazzy many acc. u dip shit

You: crazy i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room with rats, rubber rats, i hate rats they drive me crazy

You: crazy i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room with rats, rubber rats, i hate rats they drive me crazy

You: crazy i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room with rats, rubber rats, i hate rats they drive me crazy

You: brb i need more lines

You: and mountain dew

Stranger: ur a crackhead

You: no but i do have a bloody nose now

You: i think ill cram a tampon up there

You: woot woot

You: frooty pebbles

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Larry Lumpkin on March 13, 2012 at 6:11am

You: halo?

Stranger: Hey

You: asl?

Stranger: Name's allen

You: Allen is my penis's name.

Stranger: Nice

You: I'm joking all in good fun aye.

Stranger: Hahah

You: So, where are you from handsome man?

Stranger: Philippines T_T

You: EWWWWYYYY

Stranger: you aren't gonna rape me now right?

You: I only rape the animals.

Stranger: I'm not philippino though

You: Are you a dog?

You: Cat maybe

You: PUSSY DOOOOODLE

Stranger: Nooo don't rape my pets

You: What kind of pets to you keep?

Stranger: um

Stranger: Cats Dogs and a eagle

You: Eagle?

Stranger: Yes

You: Hey, I'm Hulk Holgen?

Stranger: Who?

Stranger: Wrestler?

You: You may be thinking im that handsome devil wresllaaaah but no.

You: HOLGEN NIGGa CANT U READ

Stranger: The green dude?

Stranger: Nope

You: The only green thing here is my rotten smegma.

Stranger: I see

Stranger: Kinda sad life then

You: Mmmmm, its fucking black out there!

Stranger: It's light bro.

You: I SAID ITS FUCKING BLACK OUT THERE! IF YOUR GONNA MOCK ME YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY IT PROPERLY!

Stranger: I can still see the sun

You: But you live in the Lillys, you dense cunt?

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: Hahahah wow

You: Shhrrrrrriiiim ba da ing ga deeee SHRIIIM!

You: I feed my children only the softest red meet.

Stranger: Hahaha the fuck

Stranger: Saying that to some american just wow.

You: Ur american?

Stranger: From Cali bro

You: I thought you lived in the Lillys you lickin lika

Stranger: Um no

You: Im from KC.

Stranger: Really?

You: Yes babe.

Stranger: Move to CA

You: Naaaah nah nah nha

You: THATS ON THE OTHER SID OF THE WORLD CUNT

Stranger: Meh

You: I live in KC, Kent Central.

Stranger: Not really

You: How are you?

You: asl plz

Stranger: ....

FIRST ENTRY BE NICE PLZ

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Permalink Reply by B@$$EL on March 13, 2012 at 3:10pm

BEWARE, THIS IS EXTREMELY GAY.

Stranger: 21 horny male wanna trade pics?

You: yeah. do u like dick?

Stranger: Yeah

You: black?

Stranger: Favorite

You: something itchy on it, not quite sure what it is tho

You: ?

Stranger: What I just want to trade pics

You: Alright, should i go in the shower?

Stranger: No I want you dry and hard

You: Can I drool on it for u?

Stranger: Yeah send me a pic

You: IDK I haven't shaved in a while. Im embarrassed

Stranger: I'm pretty hairy myself

You: what color?

Stranger: Tan

You: Ooh

You: Mine curls up when it gets long

You: how is urs?

Stranger: Same

You: I tried straightening it once

Stranger: Same how big?

You: With a hot iron.

You: Almost burned my nuts off.

You: Straight 9 inches. No joke.

You: Impressed?

Stranger: Lovely send a pic baba

You: Should I put it in my boyfriends mouth?

You: He didn't quite wake up yet?

Stranger: Anything you want?

You: Okay one second.

You: Gotta grab the blender...

Stranger: Blender???

You: Yeah, and the birthday candles.

Stranger: For what

You: You into fetishes?

Stranger: Omg yes

You: Alright check this.

You: Turn on a blender, and dangle ur nuts over it

You: and then light the candles when u stick them in ur pupes

You: pubes*

You: and slowly and slowly as it burns

You: u get this euphoria

You: and as u feel it, ur balls start to get loose

Stranger: Imma try ir

You: and u start getting nervous

You: cuz u never know how far them might drop

You: and just when u can feel it against the bottom of ur sack

You: u let one off into a fish bowl

You: and then blend the fish with the loa

You: load*

Stranger: Send me a pic

You: Ok but I gotta start getting it going. . .

Stranger: Ughhh babe

You: Alright one sec, theyre dangling.

You: Blender on.

Stranger: Send

You: Hold on, gotta light the candles.

Stranger: I'm about to c

Stranger: * cum

You: ok, theyre on

You: and theyre starting to burn

Stranger: Send

You: ohhhh fuckkkk

You: ohhh thats sweaty

You: ohhhhh mmmyyyyy

Stranger: Done

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

You: IDHFNKKKKK

You: OHHHHHH MYYYYY GOSSHHHHH

Stranger: Bye

You: i think im bleeding

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by B@$$EL on March 13, 2012 at 3:48pm

This one makes me giggle. . .hehe

You: vag or penis?

Stranger: vag

You: hey, what do u k now

You: penis over here

Stranger: okei

Stranger: fine

You: how olda re u

Stranger: great

Stranger: 20

Stranger: you ?

You: 20.

Stranger: fine

You: where ya from vag. or if u have a name?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by Kevin George Scott on March 13, 2012 at 4:07pm

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl pls

You: 14 f usa

You: u ^-^?

Stranger: 22 m ind

You: i like indians xD

Stranger: good can we chat

You: I'm joking, go kill yourself you fucking curry muncher.

You: WATYAGAWNDONOWCUNT

You: HUH?

Stranger: what

You: it a funny joke

You: lol

You: do u have a pet

Stranger: no why

You: i have a pet

You: it is a bird ^-^

Stranger: want to chat naughty only

You: ye ok :D

You: Didn't I just tell you I was 14? Fucking sick fuck.

You: I'm calling the police.

You: i just being silly dont worry lol was a joke

You: lets talk naughty

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Guess he didn't want to talk naughty.

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Permalink Reply by Kevin George Scott on March 13, 2012 at 4:09pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Lesbian or bi f only

You: Are you lesbian female?

Stranger: Bi f

You: Cool!

You: You are an abomination, praise jesus.

Stranger: Yiu?

You: You're going to hell if you don't change.

You: Gross bitch.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Most people would've taken advantage of the situation, true?

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Permalink Reply by Kevin George Scott on March 13, 2012 at 4:15pm

Stranger: Hii

You: Sup cunt.

Stranger: Vas happeninnnn

You: Vas?

You: Fucking idiot.

You: I'm kidding broham.

Stranger: Your slut

Stranger: Me too:)

You: Don't scare me like that son.

Stranger: hahaha:)

You: So....

Stranger: ...?;)

You: You're either a faggot or a female.

You: Wich one.

Stranger: Im a girl you?

You: I'm black.

Stranger: With big dick?and 6 pack?

You: Well

You: I lied.

Stranger: Ahah jk

You: I'm not black.

Stranger: Me its a other joke

Stranger: Im chinese

You: Rephrase that shit nigger.

Stranger: And love wong tong soupe

Stranger: Lool lolol

You: So.

Stranger: SO

You: You speak any other languages.

Stranger: you like spaghetti?

You: Ya fuckin faggot.

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: French you

You: I know how to say cinema in Indonesian.

You: Impressed cunt?

Stranger: Hum not really and why you say im faggot?

Stranger: :(

You: Because.

You: You're pissing me off with your faggot shit.

You: Learn to please me

You: LEARN TO SATISFY ME.

You: I love my swords.....

You: So.

Stranger: You want to satisfys you?

You: SPAGHETT.

You: SPAGHETT

You: SPAGHETT

You: SPAGHETT

Stranger: mmm

You: Why ya gott abe such a negative nigger.

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