Chat with randoms and post it lol get it to 1000!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 12:25am

Fucker wouldn't leave!

 

You: ... not likely..

Stranger: It is likely! I'm telling you!

You: You have no idea how severely I disagree with you..

Stranger: I guess not, huh.

You: You be King Kong, I'll be Godzilla

You: FIGHT!

You: ROAARRRR *swipes with my claw*

Stranger: *jumps on to the empire state building* YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX! *punches*

You: *ducks*

Stranger: *steals a woman off the street*

You: *takes out the empire state buildings inferstructure*

You: *watchs the building collapse*

Stranger: AW FUCK

You: *charges my lazer beam*

Stranger: Charges my...

Stranger: cellphone, and calls the cops.

Stranger: And by cops, I mean jesus.

You: *fires lazer* BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: DIRECT HIT

Stranger: It's super-effective!

You: *uses tail to knock the stunned King Kong off his feet*

You: *tears open your chest plate*

You: *eats your heart*

You: *rips off your snout and gouges out your eyes*

You: *throws dead body in the ocean*

Stranger: FUCK YOU I AINT PLAYIN NO MORE, there's better games to play. any game worth playing involves either sex, alcohol, or drugs.

You: *exposes Godzilla penis*

You: interested now?

Stranger: with this being said, add me on facebook!http://facebook.com/megann9

You: ok you add me too http://facebook.com/hardcock1964

You: Bye the way do you mind me masturbating to this conversation?

Stranger: Not at all, my friend.

You: Sweet

Stranger: I find it rather hard to fap to.

You: Haha my foreskins too dry

Stranger: Lube it up.

You: I need to spit on it before peeling it back or else I get cracks in it lol

Stranger: Need some help?

You have disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 12:27am

You: Fuck off.

Stranger: well screw you bitch!

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Permalink Reply by Josh McKay on June 13, 2011 at 12:29am

really wow

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: cheese doodle?

Stranger: na :| hate dat

You: lol wtf y

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 12:31am

You: I love you

Stranger: I hate you

You: But..

You: I thought what we had was special..

Stranger: Sorry. But no.

You: I.. I don't believe what I'm hearing..

Stranger: Then get a hearing aid. Where overrr

You: <///3

You: My heart is broken

Stranger: Cool. Get over it.

You: I can't!

You: We were going to have kids!

You: Well, adopt!

Stranger: Well that sucks for you.

You: We were going to be fathers :'(

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Permalink Reply by dizzy on June 13, 2011 at 12:35am

Stranger: r u an asian female

You: fuck off

Stranger: ?

You: u fuck boys for money?

Stranger: no i fuck girls for satisfaction

You: keyboard is not a girl... neither is your hand

Stranger: both correct statements

You: your hand love u long time

Stranger: however in the real world, outside of this I fuck girls for satisfaction

You: whats the "real world"?

Stranger: a tv show on mtv

You: mtv is lame.....

You: i dont like sand niggers

Stranger: cas they smell like gas?

You: no, cause they blow up buildings

You: and they smell like gas

Stranger: yea well Id be pissed to if I came from a place thats hot as fuck with nothing but sand and girls covered in sheets

You: y u no like me?

Stranger: cas ur not an asian female

You: good luck finding ur asain female...... they only exist in asia.

You: i can be one though. wanna see?

Stranger: haha how wrong u are

Stranger: nah i'm cool, u smell like gas

You: KONICHIWA BITCHES

You: u stink like nigger

Stranger: impressive

Stranger: niggers smell like ballons

You: fuck your couch

Stranger: fuck ur mom

You: fuck ur moms mama

You: fuck the beastie boys and the dalli llama

Stranger: fuck ur moms asshole

You: fuck ur uncle honkey

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 12:35am

Eh..

 

Stranger: hii

You: Wana see my penis?

Stranger: depends

You: On?

Stranger: is it attatched to a lady?

You: Kinda..

Stranger: fuck yea

Stranger: haha

You: Ok just a sec

Stranger: no im jk

You: Just a sec

Stranger: i cant take you people seriously

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Permalink Reply by ֆӄʐ ♔ on June 13, 2011 at 12:38am

Stranger: hi

You: Lemme ask you something

Stranger: yes?

You: If I put my fist in your asshole, would you crumble at the knees?

Stranger: no

You: You could withstand the intensity?

You: I like that

You: Ever taken something of considerable mass up the asshole?

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Permalink Reply by ＭʞƝ♕ on June 13, 2011 at 12:50am

LMFAO

Siikez said:

Stranger: hi

You: Lemme ask you something

Stranger: yes?

You: If I put my fist in your asshole, would you crumble at the knees?

Stranger: no

You: You could withstand the intensity?

You: I like that

You: Ever taken something of considerable mass up the asshole?

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Permalink Reply by ＭʞƝ♕ on June 13, 2011 at 12:53am

You: i have a question for you

Stranger: ok

Stranger: say

Stranger: ask

You: if you are fingering your butthole and then get a boner is that weird?

Stranger: try yuorself

Stranger: (:

Stranger: yourself*

You: but is it weird?

Stranger: for me, yes

Stranger: very

Stranger: bye

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Permalink Reply by ＭʞƝ♕ on June 13, 2011 at 1:02am

LOL

Ahiggity Diggity said:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

You: Hi, I'm a curious and vunerable 13 year old who's home alone ;)

Stranger: good for you?

You: You should come over ;)

Stranger: No?

You: why not?

Stranger: im not that type of person.

You: Let me guess: "I'm a sensitive man who talks about his feelings" type

Stranger: im a girl.

You: Let me guess: "I'm a girl who doesn't have sexual relations cause I have "self respect" and I am frigid"

Stranger: umm no

You: Yes, cause I said so.

You: Cause I am always right

You: Cause I am a man!

Stranger: ya i knew that.

You: Now do my laundry bitch!

Stranger: shut up.

You: Don't you tell me what to do, you are a woman.

You: Can I ask you something?

You: TITS of GTFO

Stranger: shutup

You: Shouldnt you be in the kitchen or something?

You: Instead of being online?

Stranger: shut up i dont know u.

You: Isn't that the whole point of this chat, bitch? Wow, unsuprisingly, for a woman, you are also stupid.

Stranger: wow.

You: Yes, you are amazed by my manliness

You: Now get on your knees and worship me!

Stranger: this is just sad.

You: You're sad cause you're not in my kitchen aren't you?

You: Cheer up

You: One day, one day.

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Permalink Reply by Trey'Ashton Stephenson on June 13, 2011 at 1:10am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyxaMph3hpM

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Permalink Reply by ＭʞƝ♕ on June 13, 2011 at 1:11am

Stranger: look im horny and wanna skype or msn

You: do u like chicks with dicks?

Stranger: no

Stranger: chicks with pussy

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