I have seen this b4, evryone join in, all it is, is the person above names a weapon (anything) and you have to kill with that weapon in your 4 bars somehow, I'll start :)

weapon: Red Bull

Better walk this ice slowly, cause you'll step on a crack,
And I'll be waitin underneath with devil wings on my back'
Dont be crossin my path or you might wind up dead fool,
I'll cave your fuckin head in with a 4-pack of Red Bull,

next weapon: Ipod

EDIT: IMAGINE IF WE COULD GET TECCA TO PICK HIS FAVOURITE BARS FROM THIS THREAD AND SPIT SOME ON A BEAT FOR US< LIKE A TECHNICIAN FAN SONG OR SUMTIN!! :)

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cheers man i thought it was lame lol


GreenBlood said:
That's fuckin' Violent J as man!!

ImpaleR said:
well only a fag would attack a man with a dildo,
so with this weapon i aint really gonna feel bro
but i'm all outta stock, place the dildo in a sock
go upside your block, recieved a knock from a cock

next weapon: a bible
Had to steal a bible cause I aint got one,
Blah, blah, jesus was the child?, so he was god's son?,
Im gettin' fuckin' bored and it dont make no sense,
I swing it at your head, now your thought of in past tense

next weapon: a chuckie doll (childs play)
lol funny shit.

posessed like a chuckie doll, but i'm a fuck me doll
don't try and poke this hole, because i've lost control
my heart as black as coal, like shang tsung i take your soul
and leave ya dead and cold, another fatality took its toll

next weapon: shark net

GreenBlood said:
Had to steal a bible cause I aint got one,
Blah, blah, jesus was the child?, so he was god's son?,
Im gettin' fuckin' bored and it dont make no sense,
I swing it at your head, now your thought of in past tense

next weapon: a chuckie doll (childs play)
I catch you with a shark net,
drag you on the boat deck,
burn you cause your soaked wet,
no meaning cause im coke wrecked,

LAME AS FUCK lol

next weapon: AT-AT Walker

ImpaleR said:
lol funny shit.

posessed like a chuckie doll, but i'm a fuck me doll
don't try and poke this hole, because i've lost control
my heart as black as coal, like shang tsung i take your soul
and leave ya dead and cold, another fatality took its toll

next weapon: shark net

GreenBlood said:
Had to steal a bible cause I aint got one,
Blah, blah, jesus was the child?, so he was god's son?,
Im gettin' fuckin' bored and it dont make no sense,
I swing it at your head, now your thought of in past tense

next weapon: a chuckie doll (childs play)
man i'm getting yelled at for laughing while ash is sleeping.

like a grand moff i'm going off in a fully loaded at-at
its far from soft and survived on hoth stomp all rebels like that
but its not all fun because the guns be slow at takin down A-wings
and can't retreat because my feet are in those tow cable things

fuck that was actually hard

next weapon sarlaac
LMAO, thats fuckin gold man!!!!

A blind man knocked me in the Sarlacc pit,
I got back out waving a mandalore dick,
I found him, shot him with a fuckin harpoon,
got rid of his body in the great pit of carkoon,

next weapon: gaffi stick

ImpaleR said:
man i'm getting yelled at for laughing while ash is sleeping.

like a grand moff i'm going off in a fully loaded at-at
its far from soft and survived on hoth stomp all rebels like that
but its not all fun because the guns be slow at takin down A-wings
and can't retreat because my feet are in those tow cable things

fuck that was actually hard

next weapon sarlaac
smart ass that shat all over mine.


GreenBlood said:
LMAO, thats fuckin gold man!!!!

A blind man knocked me in the Sarlacc pit,
I got back out waving a mandalore dick,
I found him, shot him with a fuckin harpoon,
got rid of his body in the great pit of carkoon,

next weapon: gaffi stick

ImpaleR said:
man i'm getting yelled at for laughing while ash is sleeping.

like a grand moff i'm going off in a fully loaded at-at
its far from soft and survived on hoth stomp all rebels like that
but its not all fun because the guns be slow at takin down A-wings
and can't retreat because my feet are in those tow cable things

fuck that was actually hard

next weapon sarlaac
i'm a man from the sand, with a gaffi in my hand
ain't a fan of my clan? i'm a have to make a stand
now my plan if i can is to make your click concede
bantha that i man, at my command, begin a stampede

next weapon : jungle vine
waiting in this concrete jungle space of time,
ive come to realize that im really dark deep inside
so the next person i see im gunna snap theyre fuckin spine
and then take theyre family and hang them all by a jungle vine

next weapon-christmas lights
happy holiblaze!! haha i mean holidaze
Ho, ho ,ho, and a merry fuckin' christmas,
I got a fat sac here for all you bitches,
Jump onto your roof as I steal all your lights,
wrap them around your neck so its a silent night,


next weapon: Tecca's woodie award
santa knows whats good,hes always watchin/
everyone knows,so the the violence is stoppin/
its the holidays, give respect and get goodies/
if your naughty,you'll get beat with tech woodie/

lol

next weapon =reindeer
Rudolph is an OG on the street/
Fuck poppin off guns, he got his hooved feet/
All them other reindeer ain't got shit on him/
WIthout his nose, their path is pretty dim/

Lol.

Next weapon, egg nog




Kodiak A said:
santa knows whats good,hes always watchin/
everyone knows,so the the violence is stoppin/ its the holidays, give respect and get goodies/ if your naughty,you'll get beat with tech woodie/

lol

next weapon =reindeer

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