4-bar weapon clash (2000!!! Next is 3000!!!) :)

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Permalink Reply by S.L.A.D.A.N. on April 21, 2011 at 2:45am

(no weapon was chosen so here's whatever)

as I'm floating through the mysterious dark matter in space, it reminds me of me

Cuz i'm dark and mysterious, and too far out of your reach

You stay hoping for a better way, while looking up at the stars

I keep looking down at my feet, wondering how they got me this far.

 

next weapon: Adult swim

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Permalink Reply by Shane on April 21, 2011 at 3:22pm

Love adult swim especially family guy

So good I can't even think of a tie

Don't denie, I'll hit you in your spleen

One blow from me will blast you to smitherines

 

Next Weapon: Pumkin Patch

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Permalink Reply by trevor on April 21, 2011 at 3:29pm

dump a batch of pumpkin seeds over lands mines

here come holloween and im advertisin free

bring ya whole family to my pumpkin patch

watch me laugh as i watch your generations become my front yard decorations

 

next weapon: wild crabs

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Permalink Reply by CrAzY~C! on April 21, 2011 at 3:35pm

u keep takin fuckin shit you vile fag

get placed face first in a box of wild crabs

i told this wasnt a happy smile DAD

once the crabs are done all thats left r little meat pile slabs!

 

next weapon: cheese grater (sorry if its been done i havent read all these)

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Permalink Reply by slacker on April 21, 2011 at 11:17pm

FUCK YOU HATER

YOU THINK YOUR A PALYER WHILE IM A GRATER

SKIP THE THE CHEESE PLEASE IM CHOPPIN YOU DOWN TO YOUR KNEES

MAKIN YOU BLEED AND PLEAD

 

 

NEXT WEAPON: BLOW TORCH

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Permalink Reply by Shane on April 22, 2011 at 12:15am

You ran your mouth so now im on your porch

You see me with gasoline and a blow torch

Pour the gas to turn your house into my forge

Mabye now your whole team will hear me roar

 

Next Weapon: Pitch Fork

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Permalink Reply by Cflo on April 22, 2011 at 2:01am

I don't give a fuck bout what you grasp
I'm takin this pitch fork and shovin it up your ass
You see me wearin a mask
Y'all ready know what I've done so don't trip and ask

Next weapon: a dildo

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Permalink Reply by Shane on April 22, 2011 at 2:14am

I'm not gay I never needed a dildo

Not any day will I ever go that low

My girl doesn't even like it that much

She said before me, she used the magic touch

 

Next Weapon: Pioneer Foot Prints

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Permalink Reply by Shane on April 22, 2011 at 2:34am

Walkin on desecrated pioneer land, they say past indians walk for eternity looking for a hand

Walkin when I hear talkin, and whispers pan in the mist of decay and weckoning in the fog there stand

A ghost in the form of a human man, pointing at me, I see his mouth moving asking me to join his clan

I see pioneer foot prints in the sand as he turns and vanishes without reason, I became his friend

 

Next Weapon: Seeds

 

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Permalink Reply by Dana Wade on April 22, 2011 at 12:56pm

feed em poison seeds embedded in his cheeseburger
he turnin all on the floor sore now he's learnin'
the burnin' sensation came from the food that's adjacent
now they're maggets all in this faggot bout to eat out his ass and shit


next weapon: wave brush

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Permalink Reply by Shane on April 22, 2011 at 8:31pm

Painting this verse with my lyrical wave brush

Don't interupt me while Im working hush

Done writing for now this is enough stuff

I hope when your reading this you give it love

 

Next Weapon: Grim Reaper Aka Death

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Permalink Reply by slacker on April 22, 2011 at 11:07pm

DEATH IS NEAR FOR I AM HERE

YOUR TIME IS GETTIN GRIME YOUR FUTURE IS DIM

NOW ITS TIME TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR KEEPER

FOR I AM THE GRIM REAPER

 

 

NEXT WEAPON: SPRAY PAINT

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