I have seen this b4, evryone join in, all it is, is the person above names a weapon (anything) and you have to kill with that weapon in your 4 bars somehow, I'll start :)

weapon: Red Bull

Better walk this ice slowly, cause you'll step on a crack,
And I'll be waitin underneath with devil wings on my back'
Dont be crossin my path or you might wind up dead fool,
I'll cave your fuckin head in with a 4-pack of Red Bull,

next weapon: Ipod

EDIT: IMAGINE IF WE COULD GET TECCA TO PICK HIS FAVOURITE BARS FROM THIS THREAD AND SPIT SOME ON A BEAT FOR US< LIKE A TECHNICIAN FAN SONG OR SUMTIN!! :)

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I get real sick as I murder this bitch
I'll leave a bloody hole the size of a fist
I get real evil as I turn on the switch
murder, death, kill by a fork lift


next weapon: shoe lace
ima take out my laces and tie em around your neck
keep pullin tighter till you finally run outta breath
then ima put em back in my shoe
and jus walk away like " damn i dont know what happened to dude"

next weapon:a fist full of pennies
you don't fuck wit me cuz see i aint to friendly
i'll naw your fuckin kideny open and fill that bitch wit pennies
wit that same grip buy some cheap ass food at denny's
heay change activity i kill you ass like kenny.. you bastards.

Weapon Of Choosing:Broken Light Bulb
I use a broken light bulb to shatter your brain
after I crack your skull in like I went insane
pouring blood from your body gets me real glee
you're a fucking dead man and that's clear to see

Sprung from the garden a wonderful voice yelling
a square point shovel is the weapon of choice
TECH198N9NE said:
I use a broken light bulb to shatter your brain
after I crack your skull in like I went insane
pouring blood from your body gets me real glee
you're a fucking dead man and that's clear to see

Sprung from the garden a wonderful voice yelling
a square point shovel is the weapon of choice
I'm spittin and shittin on these bitch ass rap clowns
I come out on top without makin a fuckin sound
Yeah I'm underground like I live in a fuckin tunnel
But I'll still murder your shit, like you got smashed in the face by a shovel.

Next Weapon: Crossbow
i think legalizing weed culd evenly stimulate the economy/
im busy rollin up a joint so please dont bother me/
im the boss ho the one u neva wanna cross yo/
cuz we'll shoot u up with a titanium crossbow

imo...that was wack lol


next weapon: a fart
first I wanna say this thread has gotten huge. Awesome.

now.

I'm a juggalo techn9ition, just sittin in the dark./
waitin for a victim, just to rip 'em apart./
I'm sickinen, I hit em then, gas em out, wit a fart,/
tearin into their chest, just to get, to the beatin, heart/.

Next weapon a Microphone.
^^^^ Its mad how much this thread has grown, lets get it to 1000! :)
Maybe Tecca will notice and use some of our bars for fun! :)

Listen to this story Mr.GreenBlood is telling you,
In my fucking glory of stealing drugs and selling too,
Smoking my shits like a hit of methadome,
Fucking wit my shit gets you killed wit a microphone,

next weapon: fridge magnet
My flows are quick and my rap is sick
Should, coulda, woulda, your flows are shit
When I write a rhyme I grab a paper and a bic
Hit you till you die I gotta beat with drumsticks

Next Weapon: A Key
With this key.... I unlock the door to your house
with this key..... I waiting as quiet as a mouse
With this key.... I watch you jump back with surprise
then Happily.... I lunge forth gouging out your eyes

Next weapon: Bird Bath
Every Sunday... I wake up hearing ....you mow the lawn
Noisy fucker... its only a few.... minutes after dawn!
here comes the... after math.... start guarding your back
Drown ya...in the Bird Bath... and now i'm hitting the sack

Next weapon: Gladiators ( chick shoes)

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