I have seen this b4, evryone join in, all it is, is the person above names a weapon (anything) and you have to kill with that weapon in your 4 bars somehow, I'll start :)

weapon: Red Bull

Better walk this ice slowly, cause you'll step on a crack,
And I'll be waitin underneath with devil wings on my back'
Dont be crossin my path or you might wind up dead fool,
I'll cave your fuckin head in with a 4-pack of Red Bull,

next weapon: Ipod

EDIT: IMAGINE IF WE COULD GET TECCA TO PICK HIS FAVOURITE BARS FROM THIS THREAD AND SPIT SOME ON A BEAT FOR US< LIKE A TECHNICIAN FAN SONG OR SUMTIN!! :)

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AUTOTUNE AND NIGHTMARES.

 

I WANNA KILL YOU BY TORCHER MAKING YOUR WOST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE

SO I PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH NOTHING PLAYING BUT THE AUTOTUNNER YOUR PRAYING BUT THERES NO STOPPING

YOU FALL FORM YOUR FEET TO YOUR KNEES WILE YOUR EARS BLEED OUT YOUR HEAD IS RINGING THAT SORRY ASS REPEATING SOUND FROM THE AUTOTUNE

 NO NO NO MY WORST NIGHTMARE CARE TRUE NOTHING BUT AUTOTUNE IN MY ROOM THEN I THANK GOD MY HEAD WENT BOOM...   NO MORE AUTOTUNE IN MY ROOM!!!

 

NEXT WEAPON: #2PENCIL

when i write i write to fight everybody runnin wit hands high like they like to hide

im runnin at you with fists high in the sky like i like fight see the twinkle in my eyes

everything in the past will be layed to rest once i hit the pad wit the pen

no matter the pen or the puns when you scribble ur dabble youll always be the #2 pencil pun intended

 

 

next weapon: chuck norris

to mention chuck norris is to invite a fast death wish.

He'll kill you without blinking and a quick roundhouse kick.

They say his tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

He squeezes coals to make diamonds. the same he'll do to your eyes.

 

next: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt comin,and gunning,buckin hell even he'll kill you with his 6 kids,

his wife is also a fucking psycho bitch,remember Mr.and Mrs.Smith?,

inglorious basterds on they ass,gun blasts,fast reloadin them clips,

na Brad Pit aint no blaster,he an actor,he isn't killing shit!

 

Next Weapon: Hitler's Mustache lol

 

Walkin in on a trail in the woods when I see something pokin out

I don't got all day will give it a tug to free to find out whats its about

Dirt starts to crack, Hitler pops up and says that he's finally been found

Jerk for my gat, hit to drop for evil ways now he's mentally not around

 

Next Weapon: Tarzan Abilitys

you a pray in my jungle so today ima hunt you
its way past lunch too so lets say i wanna munch who?
you, oooo, im drooling out the mouth now
i wanna rip ya lips and sip the drips of blood out, chow


next weapon: toe nail

Get up to take a piss that shit in there is a day old, stail

Some how I kinda missed but oh well imma go, fail

Someone else will proble wipe it do my chore, pale

Put on the karma list, walking back i stubbed my toe, nail

 

Next Weapon: Wood Pecker

I'M WOODY THE WOOD PECKER

ON THE HUNT SOMKIN MY BLUNT FOR 4:20 ITS THAT KIILA SEASON

WITHOUT A REASON I JUST SHARPENED MY BEAK SO DONT DARE SPEEK

FUCK YOU GEEK EATING YOU WITH MY BEAK NOW WHY DID YOU SPEEK

 

 P.S. HAPPY 4:20

NEXT WEAPON: DEEP FRYER

Lil CruNK,bout to spark another blunt,pass me the lighter,

Im the blunt igniter,kush weed,in the 303,gets me higher,

i roll a fat spliff,put it to my lip,take a fat rip fuck a spaceship,cuz im flyer,

the green got me hella high,brain fried,frying my brain like a deep fryer!

 

Next Weapon: Trolls

I'm on another level better get your ladder
I'll throw you in a deep fryer after I dip you in batter
I'm the best metallica nothing else matters
So cold go get a blanky I'm making your teeth chatter

Next Weapon: Hot Cheetos

I'M SEEING NOTHING BUT TROOLLS MUSTA ROLLED ONE TO MANY J'S

THE ROOM IS SPINNIN BUT I HAVENT BEEN DIPPIN SO I DONT KNOW WHY GUESS IM JUST HELLA HIGH

THE TORLLS ARE TELLIN ME I CAN FLY I I I THINK IM GANNA TRY

ITS NOTHING BUT GET HIGH FLY OR DIE

 

 

NEXT WEAPON: BATTERY ACID 

Killin muthafuckas with battery acid,im causin havoc,

here to do damage,that they cant manage,so they all panic,

ima savage,not your average,michael myers knife,i grab it,fuck a hatchet,

i carry bombs under my jacket,ready to bash shit,explode em,i make it tragick!

 

 

Next Weapon:Crackheads 

 

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